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Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Sherry Gammon: Come here my fattin' up girlfriend and give

Come here my fattin' up girlfriend and give me some kissin'. — Sherry Gammon

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Mike Tyson: You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Hey, our hair's the same color," I said,

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Belle Aurora: Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend.

Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great. Which makes me that woman. The other woman. — Belle Aurora

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Hannah Moskowitz: If my friends or my girlfriend back home

If my friends or my girlfriend back home saw who I've turned into, I don't think they'd recognize me. And I think that's okay with me. — Hannah Moskowitz

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Justin Bieber: If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and

If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her. — Justin Bieber

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Wissam Al Mana: I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. — Wissam Al Mana

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jack Nicholson: Well, a girlfriend once told me never to

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. — Jack Nicholson

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very

Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit. — Jamie McGuire

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By David Louden: Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin

Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. — David Louden

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps

My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. — Rainbow Rowell

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By R.L. Mathewson: The next person that shows my girlfriend a

The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man! — R.L. Mathewson

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Orson Welles: Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend makes me want to be a

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person ... so I can get a better girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Ian Axel: I have a girlfriend and she really keeps

I have a girlfriend and she really keeps me grounded. Makes me normal. — Ian Axel

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jay London: My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Cause if you were my girlfriend and a

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Adam Ferrara: The biggest thing in my life right now

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Martin Shkreli: I had an investor who said to me

I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair. — Martin Shkreli

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Malcolm Morley: Art is a great means of self-discovery. One

Art is a great means of self-discovery. One of the things that appealed to me in the beginning was that it was a great way to get girlfriends. — Malcolm Morley

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his

I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works. — Cassandra Clare

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By E.L. James: [Christian Grey] didn't want me as a girlfriend.

[Christian Grey] didn't want me as a girlfriend. I turn on to my side. Idly, I wonder if perhaps he's celibate. — E.L. James

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?'

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Mark Kozelek: I've guess I've gotten older and my sex

I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy. — Mark Kozelek

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Elliott Smith: My girlfriend at the time convinced me to

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked. — Elliott Smith

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" — Jimmy Carr

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend asked me if I only love

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. — Anthony Jeselnik

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Johnny Knoxville: What calmed me down finally was when my

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. — Johnny Knoxville

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Avinash Kaushik: First click attribution is akin to giving my

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By David Estes: My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his

My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend. — David Estes

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By John McAfee: More than one of my girlfriends tried to

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times. — John McAfee

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By John Mellencamp: Want me to spend the night? Hey lover

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Elena Kincaid: A source told me that you don't do

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Anonymous: It was romance though that compelled me, not

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

Me As A Girlfriend Quotes By Bree Despain: You really are one of a kind. I

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain