Martinis Quotes: top 35 famous quotes about Martinis

Martinis Quotes & Sayings

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Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many — Herb Caen

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. — Will Rogers

Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis. — Barbara Walters

Martinis are glamorous but also so simple because they only have a few ingredients, and you can really taste the vodka. — Stephanie Sigman

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch? — Christine Baranski

I love seeing people having fun. Everyone over in L.A. is too cool for it. That's the problem. — Lukas Haas

Hazen had already begun to mix her a martini. She watched approvingly. "Martinis make everything worthwhile, don't they?" she said, smiling at Strand. — Irwin Shaw

What use will money be to him in the Sands. — Wilfred Thesiger

New York was where we wanted to live when we were finally grown up, and drink martinis and stay out past bedtime ... — Barbara Holland

Martinis as cold as a banker's handclasp and dry as a deacon's cupboard. — Matthew Blood

Fear does not have any special power unless you empower it by submitting to it. — Les Brown

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much. — Brett Somers

It's not ideal to have three films coming out at once — George Clooney

A sudden squawked command caused everyone within earshot to act for a split second as if they were shaking invisible martinis — Tom Robbins

There's no sentence that's too short in the eyes of God. — William Zinsser

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
— Humphrey Bogart

But he has guns, Rikki," she reminded herself aloud. "A dog wouldn't have a gun. — Christine Feehan

He was shaking so badly, we could have used him to make martinis for James Bond. — Elizabeth George

Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never enough and three are too many — Charles Dubow

I don't follow football, I just love the name Aston Villa. Here in England you have other footballing entities like Manchester and Arsenal and Chelsea — Tom Hanks

Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising. — Paul W. S. Anderson

The problem is, March snow days are miracles. You can't live for miracles. — Jasmine Warga

What my parents taught me was that the hallmark of a thriving democracy was an effective and respectful police force. — Thomas Perez

Martinis in a can, Callie. We live in an age of wonders. — Jeffrey Eugenides

We learn what we need, Not what we'd want to — Paulo Coelho

I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us. — Jen Lancaster

Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge? — Terry Pratchett

One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough. — M.F.K. Fisher

I think people think we're all sipping martinis by the pool. — Maria Menounos

Now all the criminals in their suits and ties are free to drink martinis and watch the sunrise — Bob Dylan

We are all in the same boat, in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

There is no need of spurs when the horse is running away. — Publilius Syrus

I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world. — Shanola Hampton

When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses. — Steve McQueen

And if I don't sing, I don't get paid. — Sondra Radvanovsky