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No one is any one thing.
— Martin Short
I'm an actor who loves doing comedy.
— Martin Short
You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.
— Martin Short
Did you do something crazy, like cut it all off?" "Well," I said, "not all." "But it's real short, right?" "Yeah, but - " "Why did you do it?
— Ann M. Martin
A long descriptive name is better than a short enigmatic name. A long descriptive name is better than a long descriptive comment.
— Robert C. Martin
I cannot see why she lengthens her list nor thinks we are short of weapons with which to run her through.
— Martin Luther
I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
— Martin Short
Discipline is essential to life, whether you are administering or inflicting the spanking.
— Martin Short
You go through publicists because it's easy for a publicist to say to another publicist, 'No'.
— Martin Short
I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.
— Martin Short
I've done lots of improv things but not a whole movie.
— Martin Short
everything from Hairspray to the Academy Awards. They were also my co-conspirators on my 2006 Broadway show, Fame
— Martin Short
An actor can spew out thoughts, but they're not all gold.
— Martin Short
I'm short not blind
— George R R Martin
Life is too short to torture yourself for no reason.
— Martin Starr
What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.
— Martin Short
I'm short, not blind," Tyrion said.
— George R R Martin
When people get caught up with that which is right and they are willing to sacrifice for it, there is no stopping point short of victory.
— Martin Luther King Jr.
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.
— Jamie Farr
Architecture is not a profession for the faint-hearted, the weak-willed, or the short-lived.
— Martin Filler
You know, speaking from experience, I can tell you that there's no aphrodisiac more potent than Watergate-themed cabaret music.
— Martin Short
I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punch line.
— Demetri Martin
Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
— Martin Short
I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit.
— Martin Short
Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.
— Martin Short
I have a kind of objective luxury about my career.
— Martin Short
All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room.
— Martin Short
I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations.
— Martin Short
my happiness was never predicated first and foremost upon my career. It's an outlook that has served me well.
— Martin Short
I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life.
— Martin Short
The thing you can always rely on, your core person, comes from your family's attention and love.
— Martin Short
My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.
— Martin Short
The world says of marriage: A short joy and a long displeasure. But he who understands it finds in it delight, love, and joy without ceasing.
— Martin Luther
I have some other novels I want to write. I have a lot of short stories - I love the short story.
— George R R Martin
It's better to love a short ...
— Martin Short
Of course you know him. Everyone knows a pear-shaped man.
— George R R Martin
When a wolf descends upon your flocks, all you gain by killing him is a short respite, for other wolves will come,
— George R R Martin
The alumni of Second City from John Belushi to Martin Short have changed my entire life and brought a new kind of comedy to America and the World.
— Bernie Brillstein
What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats ... or skinny.
— Steve Martin
Whisper a word in the wrong ear and before you knew it you'd be short a head.
— George R R Martin
I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge.
— Martin Short
One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.
— Martin Short