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Is this better or worse than being married and living in the suburbs? Better or worse? Who can tell?
— Candace Bushnell
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
— H.L. Mencken
When single you are," Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, "get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.
— Sean Kennedy
Darlin', if we only married who we deserved, then the world would be filled with single women, an older woman said.
— Susan Mallery
'Sex and the City' is about outsiders. Single girls as lepers, should have been married by now. It's the reason the whole thing took off.
— Michael Patrick King
Couples tend to think that being single is always singular. Singles tend to believe that being a couple is always copulatory.
— Raheel Farooq
Nearly everyone I meet expresses deep sympathy about the fact that I have never married. Sometimes I wonder why.
— Anna Quindlen
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
— Brian Kiley
What do you want to know from the astrologer, akka?" "Will I get married? Or will I have to stay single all my life?
— Sumeetha Manikandan
Perhaps the single most robust fact across many surveys is that married people are happier than anyone else.
— Martin Seligman
I'd like to look like a wife with two kids who's been married for ten years and been in love every single day of it.- from Boo — Rene Gutteridge
How to find a good spouse?-the best single way is to deserve a good spouse. — Charles T. Munger
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
— Johnny Carson
I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.
— Mark Fiore
37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.
— James C. Dobson
Both of us hope and trust that our daughters, whether married or single, will be the pride and comfort of our lives.
— Louisa May Alcott
Never. I wouldn't trade one day I've spent married to Clarisse for even an hour of being single again. I need Clarisse like I need air.
— Nicole Clark
I'm happy being single but I definitely want someone in my life. I want to eventually get married and have kids.
— Matthew Morrison
The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason.
— Michael Feldman
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
— Stephen Colbert
I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married.
— Heather Graham
I wound up happily married because I lived in an era in which I could be happily single.
— Rebecca Traister
I had enough time being single to know I have no regrets about being married!
— Jennifer Connelly
Men and women, old and young, married and single, were ranked with horses, sheep, and swine
— Frederick Douglass
Studies show that the healthiest people in Western society are single women and married men - marriage, it seems, suits men more than women.
— Emma Haughton
I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.
— Stephanie Mills
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
— Carrie Snow
Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry.
— Greta Garbo
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
— Ann Landers
Everyone is lonely sometimes, even married people. But most single women (as well as women with spouses) actually enjoy their solitude.
— Sarah Mahoney
For everyone, whatever his statesingle, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love. — Josemaria Escriva
Single is a choice, just like Married is.
— Mandy Hale
A married man is just a single man who couldn't say no.
— Colin Tegerdine
I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Because there wasn't a single person there.
— Various
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
just curious. You know. If I'd touched single junk or married
— Jessica Clare
Better be a desperate single with many options than a desperate married with no option.
— Amen Muffler
An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single.
— Charlotte Bingham
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.
— Mason Cooley
Some single men stop drinking when they git married and others start!
— Tennessee Williams
It's kind of like when you get married, you kinda go into it wanting to remember everything. And once it's done, you can't remember a single thing.
— Stephen Strasburg
I had a new persona, not of my choosing. I was Average Dumb Woman Married to Average Shitty Man. He had single-handedly de-amazed Amazing Amy.
— Gillian Flynn
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
— Jerry Seinfeld
If a woman has been married three years or more, you come to learn that she's usually easier to sleep with than a single woman.
— Neil Strauss
If the right to privacy means anything, it is the right of the individual, married or single, to be free from unwarranted governmental intrusion.
— William J. Brennan Jr.
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If you're not happy single, your not gonna be happy married.
— Nick Vujicic
![Married To Single Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: [Marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/married-to-single-quotes-by-michel-de-montaigne-74594.jpg "Married To Single Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: [Marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without")
[Marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out.
— Michel De Montaigne
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
— Chris Rock
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
— Larry David
For the first time in history, the typical American now spends more years single than married. What
— Aziz Ansari
I wrote my first books when I was single and then I got married and then had a kid and there were different things happening in my life.
— Jennifer Weiner
Nowadays it is seen as a shame, to marry a girl who is a mother, who has never been married. I want to get rid of that prejudice.
— Frederick The Great
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
— H.L. Mencken
If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married.
— Elizabeth I
Married or Single? There is no good choice. It's like when your doctor says, 'Ointment?' or 'Suppositories'?
— Richard Jeni
Sabrina: "But you don't believe in marriage."Linus: "Yes, I do. It's why I've never married. — Samuel Taylor
