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Is this better or worse than being married and living in the suburbs? Better or worse? Who can tell? — Candace Bushnell

The only really happy folk are married women and single men. — H.L. Mencken

Single or married, you are responsible for your own personal happiness. — Kathy McClary

When single you are," Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, "get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do. — Sean Kennedy

Darlin', if we only married who we deserved, then the world would be filled with single women, an older woman said. — Susan Mallery

'Sex and the City' is about outsiders. Single girls as lepers, should have been married by now. It's the reason the whole thing took off. — Michael Patrick King

Couples tend to think that being single is always singular. Singles tend to believe that being a couple is always copulatory. — Raheel Farooq

Nearly everyone I meet expresses deep sympathy about the fact that I have never married. Sometimes I wonder why. — Anna Quindlen

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. — Brian Kiley

What do you want to know from the astrologer, akka?" "Will I get married? Or will I have to stay single all my life? — Sumeetha Manikandan

Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married! — Nicole Polizzi

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. — Elizabeth I

Perhaps the single most robust fact across many surveys is that married people are happier than anyone else. — Martin Seligman

I won't say if I'm single or dating or married or divorced. There's boundaries. — Tyra Banks

I'd like to look like a wife with two kids who's been married for ten years and been in love every single day of it.
- from Boo — Rene Gutteridge

The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again. — Nora Ephron

Our first love is always Jesus, whether we're single, dating, or married. — Lacey Sturm

Better be a desperate single with options than a desperate married with no options. — Amen Muffler

How to find a good spouse?
-the best single way is to deserve a good spouse. — Charles T. Munger

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. — Johnny Carson

I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes. — Mark Fiore

37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. — James C. Dobson

Both of us hope and trust that our daughters, whether married or single, will be the pride and comfort of our lives. — Louisa May Alcott

Never. I wouldn't trade one day I've spent married to Clarisse for even an hour of being single again. I need Clarisse like I need air. — Nicole Clark

I'm happy being single but I definitely want someone in my life. I want to eventually get married and have kids. — Matthew Morrison

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? — Steven Wright

The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason. — Michael Feldman

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach? — Stephen Colbert

I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married. — Heather Graham

I wound up happily married because I lived in an era in which I could be happily single. — Rebecca Traister

I had enough time being single to know I have no regrets about being married! — Jennifer Connelly

Men and women, old and young, married and single, were ranked with horses, sheep, and swine — Frederick Douglass

Everybody thinks theyll never get married at your age. You think you can go on all your life being single, but you suddenly find out that you cant. — Alan Sillitoe

Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married. — Errol Flynn

'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you don't see your spouse. — Bill Hader

I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I've never been married, I'm single. — Paula Danziger

When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married. — Cary Grant

Studies show that the healthiest people in Western society are single women and married men - marriage, it seems, suits men more than women. — Emma Haughton

I enjoy being single, but I loved being married. — Stephanie Mills

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? — Carrie Snow

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. — Henny Youngman

Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry. — Greta Garbo

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. — Ann Landers

Everyone is lonely sometimes, even married people. But most single women (as well as women with spouses) actually enjoy their solitude. — Sarah Mahoney

For everyone, whatever his state
single, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love. — Josemaria Escriva

Single is a choice, just like Married is. — Mandy Hale

A married man is just a single man who couldn't say no. — Colin Tegerdine

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better. — Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Because there wasn't a single person there. — Various

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried

just curious. You know. If I'd touched single junk or married — Jessica Clare

If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single. — Greta Garbo

Better be a desperate single with many options than a desperate married with no option. — Amen Muffler

An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single. — Charlotte Bingham

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. — Mason Cooley

Some single men stop drinking when they git married and others start! — Tennessee Williams

It's kind of like when you get married, you kinda go into it wanting to remember everything. And once it's done, you can't remember a single thing. — Stephen Strasburg

I had a new persona, not of my choosing. I was Average Dumb Woman Married to Average Shitty Man. He had single-handedly de-amazed Amazing Amy. — Gillian Flynn

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me. — Jerry Seinfeld

If a woman has been married three years or more, you come to learn that she's usually easier to sleep with than a single woman. — Neil Strauss

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life. — Charles Bukowski

If the right to privacy means anything, it is the right of the individual, married or single, to be free from unwarranted governmental intrusion. — William J. Brennan Jr.

You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you're not happy single, your not gonna be happy married. — Nick Vujicic

[Marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out. — Michel De Montaigne

You look at someone like Beyonce singing 'Single Ladies,' when we all know she's married. Some of it is just for entertainment. — Katy Perry

Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. — Chris Rock

There's nothing wrong with being single and not getting married and being, you know, just an old single lady. Who cares? — Joan Jett

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere. — Chris Rock

Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? — Larry David

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me? — Mark McKinney

For the first time in history, the typical American now spends more years single than married. What — Aziz Ansari

I wrote my first books when I was single and then I got married and then had a kid and there were different things happening in my life. — Jennifer Weiner

Nowadays it is seen as a shame, to marry a girl who is a mother, who has never been married. I want to get rid of that prejudice. — Frederick The Great

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — H.L. Mencken

If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married. — Elizabeth I

Married or Single? There is no good choice. It's like when your doctor says, 'Ointment?' or 'Suppositories'? — Richard Jeni

Sabrina: "But you don't believe in marriage."

Linus: "Yes, I do. It's why I've never married. — Samuel Taylor

Being single isn't the cause of loneliness, and marriage is not necessarily the cure. There are many lonely married people as well. — Renee Jones

True it is that troubles niver come single, they're married an' has children. — Jean Webster

Marriage is about leverage?"
"Yes." Every single married person at the table answered. — Samantha Young

The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic. — Ann Coulter