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Getting married was a ball. Being married was ... a nightmare. — Kid Rock

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

When you get married you're starting a conversation that never ends, — Rob Bell

My parents got married when I was 12. — Joel Kinnaman

Oh, I guess I'm physically able to father a child. That's not what I'm thinking. I'm too closely married to a quiet reading lamp. — John Steinbeck

The public doesn't mind people living together without being married, providing they don't overdo it. — Marilyn Monroe

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I shivered, despite the heat from the sun. "I'm married," I whispered. "I love my husband. — Sofia Grey

I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month. — Sally Kirkland

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle. — Chelsea Handler

he had never imagined she would leave him for messing around with girls he would never have married and didn't love. — Dorothy Allison

Taylor being married and so on, that does evolve the dynamic on the road. — Isaac Hanson

The transmission of human life is a most serious role in which married people collaborate freely and responsibly with God the Creator. — Pope Paul VI

As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor. — William Shakespeare

You can't get married to any one particular plan. That is the biggest lesson I learned at PayPal. — Max Levchin

I won't say if I'm single or dating or married or divorced. There's boundaries. — Tyra Banks

It is an act of extreme selfishness for a married couple to refuse to have children when they are able to do so. — Spencer W. Kimball

Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to. — Douglas Adams

I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry. — Ana Gasteyer

Dare to love greatly. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I'm engaged" ...
"No, you're not," he growled into my neck. "You're married. To me. We came first, not him. — Elle Casey

Marriages last because the people in them want to be married — Linda Grant

My father married out of the family. I also married outside the family. — Leila Aboulela

We often realize too late that passion only lasts when it is married to truth. — Suzanne Hayes

When I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America. — Chelsea Handler

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics. — Woody Allen

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common. — Rita Mae Brown

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute? — Lindsay Lohan

I was never the girl that grew up saying I want to get married. I actually told my parents to not expect me to get married. — Camila Alves

I hate not talking to you, I hate not bickering like we're an old married couple and I hate not spending every day right next to you.
Chase — Molly McAdams

I don't really have a relationship with the guitar; it's like my slutty lover, whereas I'm married to the piano — Rufus Wainwright

Love is not being married or in a romantic relationship. Love is intimate communion with another's soul. — Cloris Kylie

If you're not happy single, your not gonna be happy married. — Nick Vujicic

I'm married to an American, and although we live in Europe, I think of myself as an honorary American. — Laurie Graham

To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once. — G.K. Chesterton

Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all. — Dominic West

I knew that my husband was a song that I had forgotten the words to and I was a fuzzy photograph of someone he used to love. — Catherine Lacey

......he married a girl, he had no idea what the woman was going to be like. As soon as he got a glimpse he was running scared. — Jordan Silver

In my day you got married and spent one holiday with one set of in-laws and another with the others. None of this bonding business. — Katherine Hall Page

All I want to do is to go to America, get married and start a new life. — Mordechai Vanunu

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks — Kid Rock

You married me to be your kitchen slave? I thought you wanted my money and my body." "Sweetheart, I want it all. — Sharon Srock

We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it. — Roger McGough

We're married, remember? Nobody's breaking up with anybody. — Jenny Offill

Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married. — Samantha Ronson

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife — Thomas Malthus

If a man moves to the forest, and his wife isn't there to share his spaghetti-os, are they still married? — Roxanne Snopek

Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine. — Nora Ephron

I would recommend getting married young. That way you don't have all the baggage. — Willie Robertson

I always did think I would be married and settled down by now but maybe I ain't ready. — Holland Taylor

I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage. — Diane Keaton

I am no longer married, so ladies ... there you go. — Tre Cool

Oh, the usual. Just some idiots jealous of me being married to the hottest human around. — Richelle Mead

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into. — E.W. Howe

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend. — H.L. Mencken

[Marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out. — Michel De Montaigne

Most of us are married to a model of ministry and we flirt with the Great Commission. — Andy Stanley

The trouble is people leave too much to luck. They get married and then trust to luck. They should be sure in the first place. — John O'Hara

Sex can be such a stark barometer for a marriage. — John Eldredge

You don't get married for yourself, you get married because you're better together than separate. — Dirk Hayhurst

It doesn't matter when you get married as long as it is the right person. — Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck

I'm an office manager for Office Max. I have two daughters. I'm married. I have a normal job. — Suzanne Crough

But besides, I haven't the time, I'm too busy trying to see that you don't lose any of the money I married you for. — Dashiell Hammett

You don't have to be married to be whole. As a matter of fact a husband is an add-on, he is not the completion of the equation. — T.T. McClendon

I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them. — Ernie Banks

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy

I am not married anymore. I hate marriage ... but it's okay now. — Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt

Your troubles will always bve my troubles,so long as were married. — Christopher Paolini

If you get married, you become vulnerable. — Frank Stallone

You know, I wanted to get married, and so I - but I, you know, I realize no matter what you want, it's kind of a fantasy. — Nellie McKay

Everyone knows I married a prince, and then I married a billionaire. — Diane Von Furstenberg

I haven't done the milestoney things - getting married, buying a house, having children. — Eve Best

I think my wife married me for my guacamole. — Kyle MacLachlan

Anne and I have now been married almost 32 years, and I am the luckiest husband in the world. — Tim Kaine

Well married, a man is winged - ill-matched, he is shackled. — Henry Ward Beecher

It suddenly hit me one day: after we're married I'll be called Mrs T Leaf! — Tamsin Greig

If you get married they think you're
finished
and if you are without a woman they think you're
incomplete. — Charles Bukowski

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead

I've been married to Kris for 21 years, and there have always been rocky times. And it's nothing special. — Caitlyn Jenner

But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married? — Nancy Pelosi

I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision. — Upton Sinclair

My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad. — Bill Forsyth

If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn't be talking on the phone with you. I'd be shooting myself in the fucking head. — Joanna Wylde

If you gave me a choice between being married and being a baseball player, that's a no-brainer. I would be married any day. I just love it. — Lance Berkman

You're smarter than you look. Did you ever have anti-terrorist training?" "Sort of. I was married. — Nelson DeMille

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished. — Jay Leno

At night we would lie down and snuggle like an old married couple. — Jamie McGuire

The most out-there thing I'm saying is, 'Don't have babies. Don't get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that. — Roseanne Barr

I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me! — Christopher Walken

My life really began when I married my husband. — Nancy Reagan

And now gay people want to get married ... Haven't they suffered enough? — George Carlin

A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married. — Anna Magnani

I had wanted to get married, but I realized now that I never wanted to be a 'wife. — Jill Bialosky

If I found the right guy, I think I would get married. Maybe. I just feel like it's just a contract. Why sign any more contracts, really? — Drea De Matteo

Suddenly, I found I was married to a millionaire. — Anna Benson

My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same. — George Bernard Shaw

It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it. — Artemas Ward

Thank God I found my Chinaman in time. It's like being married to your little finger, but he's all mine. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Just because I was married to Aly Khan, people think I'm rich. Well, I'm not. I never got a dime from Aly or from any of my husbands. — Rita Hayworth

Married life, if lived with the proper love and understanding, helps awaken the feminine within a man, and the masculine within a woman. — Mata Amritanandamayi

You are a sinner married to a sinner ... and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers. — Skip Heitzig