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Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

Peace starts with a smile — Mother Teresa

I've been careful in love. I've been careless in love. And I've had adventures I wouldn't trade for anything. — Taylor Swift

Love a girl truly
Expectation: Marriage
Reality : Friendzoned — Subhasis Das

I showed up in L.A. with $500 and a backpack and I stayed at a shelter, so nobody handed me anything. I worked for every single thing that I have. — Jared Leto

Talkin', talkin, talkin', talk. Baby, let's just knock it off. They don't know what we been through. They don't know 'bout me and you. — Kanye West

Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb. — Julieanne O'Connor

Well, I was born in Scotland and spent the first six years of my life there. Then I went to Newcastle-On-Tyne in northeast England, close to Scotland. — Mark Knopfler

But once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton. — Sebastian Horsley

You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none. — Oscar Wilde

The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact. — Stephen Sondheim

Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride" ... — Joan Rivers

Love. There's no argument, no matter how strong, that can overcome that word. — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I used to think God guided us by opening and closing doors, but now I know sometimes God wants us to kick some doors down. — Bob Goff

She imagined his hands, large and warm. Strong, but surely gentle. — Haruki Murakami

People who make mistakes and learn from them are role models too. I'm just happy to inspire growth and positivity. — Chris Brown

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let go and really dash. — Stephen King

Tell Jack that after he finishs saving the universe again, he has to take out the trash in the kitchen."
-Rosalind Kirby, one day in 1971 — Mark Evanier

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids. — Erma Bombeck

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film. — Ken O'Neill

Love doesn't follow a schedule - it just shows up, usually when you least want it to. — Ivy Adams

I like chocolate because it's chocolatey! — Jensen Ackles

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. — Robert A. Heinlein

First month honey ... Next month pie ... Third month ... Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I. — Karen Cecil Smith

There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The only reason for doing a play is to make a statement about it, and by that I don't mean a conceit of the producer. — Orson Welles