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You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

A man is very revealed by his wife, just as a woman is revealed by her husband. People never marry beneath or above themselves, I assure you. — Carol Grace

You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology. — Red Tash

No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years. — Tom Smothers

By marriage the husband and wife are one person in law, that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman is suspended during marriage. — William Blackstone

If she lives, she shall be my wedded wife. If she dies
mother, I can't speak of what I shall feel if she dies. His voice was choked in his throat. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman. — Matshona Dhliwayo

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

A good wife maketh a good husband. — John Heywood

I'm strictly a 'look at the menu but don't order anything' guy when it comes to attractive women who aren't my wife. — C.T. Phipps

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. — Alfred Hitchcock

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. — Mignon McLaughlin

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife. — P. J. O'Rourke

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever
decide to leave, she is coming with me." — Jon Bon Jovi

[My wife] is a great student of the Bible. Her life is ruled by the Bible more than any person I've ever known. That's her rule book, her compass. — Billy Graham

It's all right to have expectations in marriage. Just remember to keep them at the feet of Jesus, not at the feet of your spouse — Ngina Otiende

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. — Rodney Dangerfield

Two wives? That exceeds the custom. — Moliere

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. — Frank Carson

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield

I came to the conclusion that the cure for a lot of my moodiness was having more frequent sex with my wife. — Mark Driscoll

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. — Groucho Marx

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

You can believe I took you to be my wife. To honor, respect and protect, for all the days of our life. — Mira Lyn Kelly

The marriage of the Lamb has come, and His wife has prepared herself. Revelation 19:7 — Beth Moore

Not to sink under being man and wife,
But get some color and music out of life? — Robert Frost

Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus. — Timothy Keller

A good husband makes a good wife. — John Florio

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate. — Christopher Morley

Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. — Harry Connick Jr.

You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it. — Ram Kapoor

I knew that my husband was a song that I had forgotten the words to and I was a fuzzy photograph of someone he used to love. — Catherine Lacey

When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. — Billy Graham

As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork. — Jim George

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice. — T. Rafael Cimino

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen

I had wanted to get married, but I realized now that I never wanted to be a 'wife. — Jill Bialosky

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. — Gary Player

I believe a woman, in order to be a good wife, must be (among other things) both sensual and maternal. — Elisabeth Elliot

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever a husband and a wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. — H.L. Mencken

Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it. — Shannon L. Alder

How happy a thing were a wedding,
And a bedding,
If a man might purchase a wife
For a twelvemonth and a day — Thomas Flatman

The closer a husband is to God, the closer he will grow to his wife. — Jim George

You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Moonrise is a fabulous novel and my damn wife wrote it and that's me up there near Highlands shouting it out to the hills. — Pat Conroy

When trying to communicate with each other, a husband and wife should be careful to make sure their voices and faces agree with their words. — Myles Munroe