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An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce. — Evan Esar

Compromise, communicate, and never go to bed angry - the three pieces of advice gifted and regifted to all newlyweds. — Gillian Flynn

It's important to have a husband that lives and believes the same way you do. Otherwise, you're asking for problems. — J.E.B. Spredemann

I review what I know once again, confronting the monolith now alien and almost unconnected to me: my marriage. — Suzanne Finnamore

My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend
that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end. — Anne Sexton

Mistakes are great teachers. They are stern, confident and fierce in
redirecting you from what you should not do; to what you should do. — Kunle Olusegun-Emmanuel

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

The words marriage and divorce were always used together, like they went hand in hand together. — Jess C. Scott

(On getting married at 19)
We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead. — Crystal Woods

I had to get used to it because my life was no longer safe and I was no longer protected like I once was. — Brenda Perlin

Marriage is what you make of it, and God has many versions of what that looks like based on what different souls need, in order to grow. — Shannon L. Alder

I like marriage, family life and I wish to get married again. But opting out of an unhappy marriage was a duty toward myself & my future. — Rossana Condoleo

But as my dear friend and relationship sponsor Louis CK has noted, divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. — Amy Poehler

We liked each other so much we skipped marriage, and went straight to the divorce. — Dean J. Baker

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife. — Arthur Golden

My husband and I have never considered divorce ... murder sometimes, but never divorce. — Joyce Brothers

No wonder so many marriages ended in divorce. Marriage sucked and husbands were the worse. — Kylie Scott

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. — Rebecca West

I'll say this: The media wasn't invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce. — Ryan Reynolds

Women withhold sex, then men make it boring and soon their marriage is over. — Linda Alfiori

At the end of a marriage, no one wins. There is only anger, sorrow, guilt, emptiness, and defeat. — Padma Lakshmi

Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts. — Shannon Hale

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels. — Robert Breault

This very easy divorce had become very difficult. I thought I was in the express lane and it was all fast tracks from there. Think again. — Brenda Perlin

I would like marriage to disappear completely from the world, and with marriage, divorce will disappear. — Rajneesh

Ladies, you have a ton of power if you just understand the fundamental differences between men and women and unaffectedly play by the rules. — Julieanne O'Connor

Divorce, she could see, would be like marriage - a power grab, as in who would be the dog, and who would be the owner of the dog. — Lorrie Moore

They hadnt enjoyed each others company in years. Talking led to screaming and both were sick of the fights. — Barbara Becker Holstein

God is great and God is good," Lisa says. "But where are the Apache attack helicopters when you need them? — Suzanne Finnamore

Marriage isn't between man & women. It's between God & you and divorce is not an option — Kloby

There can be no summary and dramatic end to a marriage - only a slow and painful unravelling of a tangled skein of threads too stubborn to be broken. — Wallis Simpson

Delusion detests focus and romance provides the veil. — Suzanne Finnamore

What ever you do try to solve out any differences in your relationship/marriage because marriages are for keeps and God hates divorce anyway. — Euginia Herlihy

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage. — Evan Esar

I feel incendiary, a wildfire. My spirit licks at the gates of a very elaborate, customized, and distracting emotional Hades. — Suzanne Finnamore

Relationship math suggests that It is rare for two people to enter marriage and one person is to blame for everything that goes wrong — Johnnie Dent Jr.

He wanted revenge and I knew he would not stop until he got it. I had to hope he would run out of fuel. — Brenda Perlin

He remembers which sister
I like least and asks
how she is doing.
(lines 9-11 of the poem 'Divorce') — Carrie Etter

Make poverty, sickness, and death central issues in the contract," he says, "it's no wonder the divorce rate is fifty percent. — Melissa Jensen

Yes. THANK YOU. And say hello to Judas Iscariot. — Suzanne Finnamore

There must be a divorce between you and sin, or there can be no marriage between you and Christ. — Charles Spurgeon

She dated me for 3/4 yrs and liked me so much that she married me and disliked me so much that she divorced me after 4 yrs. — Honeya

I was always on guard and I was always prepared for him to be upset with me. I had lived feeling uneasy and tense for so long. — Brenda Perlin

Divorce is a bitch and marriage is the mother of that bitch. — Nilesh Rathod

Life is surreal. When you step back and really take a look at it, the irony is absolute. — Julieanne O'Connor

My wife divorced me because she could not trust me anymore.
I never want a divorce because I love and care about our daughter. — Toba Beta

Those who condemn gay marriage, yet are silent or indifferent to the breakdown of marriage and divorce, are, in my view, missing the real issue. — Malcolm Turnbull

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. — Voltaire

I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart. — Jessica Simpson

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear. — Mike Birbiglia

Just going through a marriage and a divorce - which I essentially did by 21 - will give you an insane amount of perspective on life. — Solange Knowles

True respect means accepting someone and honoring his or her thoughts and feelings. — Chana Levitan

The worst problems for children stem from parental conflict, before, during, and after divorce or within marriage. — Stephanie Coontz

I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple. — Paulo Coelho

I tried, I really tried, to stick with it. I planned to grow old with this man and possibly die in his arms. — Brenda Perlin

He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path. — Suzanne Finnamore

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage. — Robert Anderson

The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage. — Gene Simmons

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal. — Suzanne Finnamore

Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. — Demi Moore