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Comedy was all I ever wanted. — Margaret Cho

To be a feminist is to be alive. — Margaret Cho

Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride. — Margaret Cho

Humanity is a natural foil for inhumanity, and humanity is what will ultimately keep us going when all else has failed. — Margaret Cho

I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho

Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed. — Margaret Cho

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American. — Margaret Cho

You don't need people to tell you how beautiful you are on there. — Margaret Cho

I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else. — Margaret Cho

I get a lot from great '90s artists like Juliana Hatfield, The Pixies, and bands like That Dog and The Breeders. — Margaret Cho

I'm writing a record of comedy songs. I'm doing all these collaborations with artists. I bring them lyrics and they write the music to it. — Margaret Cho

I think reality television is such a special talent. — Margaret Cho

My parents never really had that much money, so I kind of live in the same world that they do. — Margaret Cho

The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth. — Margaret Cho

I'm not going to die because I failed as someone else. I'm going to succeed as myself. — Margaret Cho

In the early '90s, there was such a limited idea of what you could see on TV. — Margaret Cho

When people think the world of you, be careful with them. — Margaret Cho

I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks. — Chris Rock

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized ... I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? — Margaret Cho

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach. — Margaret Cho

I'm lucky that I have good genetics. Like you said, it just gets better as I get older. — Margaret Cho

I love New York. I love working here. — Margaret Cho

Strange, there's so much religion in the world, but only enough to make us fight over who is right, not enough to make us love one another. — Margaret Cho

I grew up a witness to gay politics in its early days. I remember seeing Harvey Milk and been moved by him. — Margaret Cho

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion. — Margaret Cho

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT' - — Margaret Cho

As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy. — Margaret Cho

My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to. — Margaret Cho

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart. — Margaret Cho

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. — Margaret Cho

I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet. — Margaret Cho

People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me. — Margaret Cho

I'm a huge fan of the people and things that are considered the epitomes of tastelessness - things like drag and raunchy comedy. — Margaret Cho

My life is anything but typical. — Margaret Cho

It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel beautiful. — Margaret Cho

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. — Margaret Cho

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary. — Margaret Cho

Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff. — Margaret Cho

To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important. — Margaret Cho

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide. — Margaret Cho

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant. — Margaret Cho

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. — Margaret Cho

I don't like pot anymore
I forget why. — Margaret Cho

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. — Margaret Cho

I think sex is really about the self, and really a self-reflection. — Margaret Cho

I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too. — Margaret Cho

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe. — Margaret Cho

I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion. — Margaret Cho

I just think women are funnier than men. — Margaret Cho

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. — Margaret Cho

Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. — Margaret Cho

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president. — Margaret Cho

I'm always surprised when I get recognized. — Margaret Cho

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females. — Margaret Cho

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. — Margaret Cho

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. — Margaret Cho

The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it's not easy for me. — Margaret Cho

Anything Vince Clarke, whether it's Erasure, Yaz, or Depeche Mode. It's basically R&B with synths. It's very sexy music and perfect for gay sex. — Margaret Cho

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' — Margaret Cho

I don't like catchphrases either. A current one would be, "Bye, Felicia." It's used so much that we don't even know the origin anymore. — Margaret Cho

I refer to myself as gay, but I'm married to a man. — Margaret Cho

I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great. — Margaret Cho

Comedy is the only weapon I have to battle totalitarianism. — Margaret Cho

I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too! — Margaret Cho

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass. — Margaret Cho

I think that reaching out to kids that feel really isolated is a life saving gesture that we have a responsibility as older queers to do. — Margaret Cho

You didn't hear Yello until later in the night in the bondage clubs. Things would start getting crazy and that's when you'd hear Yello. It was bad. — Margaret Cho

I voice my opinions on social media and I have people threatening me with violence. It is troubling but I can fight back, which is good. — Margaret Cho

Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate. — Margaret Cho

Sex in general, for me, is a lot of different aspects of humanity, not just my relationships. It's my relationship to myself and my body. — Margaret Cho

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho

If you have sex, it should be for you, not for the other person. — Margaret Cho

I will never stop complaining. — Margaret Cho

I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS- you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome. — Margaret Cho

I love singing and that's kind of my new thing. — Margaret Cho

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone's life forever. — Margaret Cho

I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots. — Margaret Cho

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho

I am always writing no matter what I am doing and no matter what it is for. — Margaret Cho

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move! — Margaret Cho

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. — Margaret Cho

If you say you're not a feminist, you're almost denying your own existence. — Margaret Cho

I have a box of awards in the closet. I think it is weird to put them out. I might if I had an Emmy or Oscar, but I don't. — Margaret Cho

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange? — Margaret Cho

Silence is so often applauded and those who speak out are often called tasteless. — Margaret Cho

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter. — Margaret Cho

I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity. — Margaret Cho

I'm not playing the race card. I'm playing the rice card. — Margaret Cho

Comedians and people in general have a cultural right to talk about their own culture and race. — Margaret Cho

Sexual fulfillment goals, to make them happen, you have to work on them as a project. I don't think it's a bad thing. — Margaret Cho

The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me. — Margaret Cho

For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!! — Margaret Cho

People are so sensitive about race that they can't hear someone speaking about their life in a very true way, or doing satire or political parody. — Margaret Cho

You have to adhere to a certain morality, a certain level of decorum, or else you'll be punished and labeled. — Margaret Cho

Grow up and let anyone try to content with the adult you. — Margaret Cho

I have so much hate that it has turned into love. — Margaret Cho

I'm super-obsessed with 'Intervention.' I wrote a song about it. — Margaret Cho

All the songs on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot are the encapsulation of heterosexual love. I have different records for gay sex. — Margaret Cho

I was crazy about the song "Doot Doot," so I usually love this genre of weird, European electronic. — Margaret Cho

Since I became a dancer, I have felt much better about myself. — Margaret Cho