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Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
— Orson Scott Card
If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.
— April Mae Monterrosa
When a man comes to your house with a bag full of money, he certainly has seen more in your backyard than in the bag.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If you give your trust to a person who does not deserve it, you actually give him the power to destroy you.
— Khaled Saad
The newcomer struck him as an enterprising sort of man. The kind that would slit your throat for a box of tissues in your bag while you slept.
— Ilona Andrews
Everyone should have the right to marry. To make a commitment to love someone forever is a beautiful thing.
— Louise Bourgeois
Hacks didn't destroy, they just ... creatively amended.
— Rachel Caine
Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
— Karl Pilkington
The American dream is actually Cuban.
— Andres Aloi
With kings and queens inside his bag. Hulaki was a man of power.
— Mahesh Poudyal
Hardwick was showing the frustration of a man trying to hold his groceries inside a ripped bag.
— John Verdon
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses, Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag of money.
— Brian McFadden
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And one's wandering proved as sterile and pointless as the excitement produced by a close study of pornographic albums.
— Bruno Schulz
Oh man, a six pack of soda - five dollars, bag of beef jerky - six dollars, scaring the living shit out of your best friend - priceless,
— Dominick Anderson
The greatest menace in this country is not the bootlegger, but the college professor who rejects the Bible and undermines the faith of the young.
— Arno C. Gaebelein
If you can't see someone's got a game with great personality, you shouldn't be out there looking.
— Jerry West
Every man has a bag hanging before him, in which he puts his neighbour's faults, and another behind him in which he stows his own.
— William Shakespeare
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
— Jack Benny
If one man offers you democracy and another offers you a bag of grain, at what stage of starvation do you prefer the grain to the vote?
— Bertrand Russell
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man.
— Jerry Newport
The brown paper bag is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature.
— Tom Robbins
When a man but half forgives his enemy, it is like leaving a bag of rusty nails to interpose between them.
— Hugh Latimer
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
— Yogi Berra
Man? What man? I thought it was a punching bag!
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Wisdom is like a goatskin bag; every man carries his own.
— Chinua Achebe
The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.
— Joseph M. Chiron
A bag of dragons buys a man's silence for a while, but a well-placed quarrel buys it forever.
— George R R Martin
All property is theft, except mine.
— Terry Pratchett
Being fearless doesn't mean living a life devoid of fear, but living a life in which our fears don't hold us back
— Arianna Huffington
Some time ago, a man filled with sorrow handed me a bag filled with hope. Those stones were in that bag,
— Kristen Ashley