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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. — R.v.m.

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

Artistic license sneered through the thin fabric. — Ingmar Bergman

Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich. — Tom Robbins

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. — Tracy Morgan

Habit, a particularly insidious thug who chokes passion and smothers love. Habit puts us on autopilot. — Diane Ackerman

We are the breakers of our own hearts — Eudora Welty

We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money. — Patrick Ewing

I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey — Mohlalefi J Motsima

Every musician writes about past relationships. And other than that, I can promise you, I have very little in common with Taylor Swift. — Tom Odell

The Law has a promise but it is a conditional promise, depending upon whether people fulfill the Law. — Martin Luther

You can do more than pray after you have prayed, but you cannot do more than pray until you have prayed. — S.D. Gordon

The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

that will benefit hundreds of people. Maybe thousands. — Irene Hannon

It can't rain all the time. — James O'Barr

You need not do and be everything. — Kathy Freston