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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. — Mae West

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way. — Mae West

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men. — Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. — Mae West

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over
them for years. — Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. — Mae West

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot. — Mae West

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. — Mae West

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. — Mae West

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them. — Mae West

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints. — Mae West

Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches. — Mae West

What's the good of resisting temptation? There'll always be more. — Mae West

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. — Mae West

Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings. — Mae West

I speak two languages, Body and English. — Mae West

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella. — Mae West

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you — Mae West

Sex is an emotion in motion. — Mae West

The best way to behave is to misbehave. — Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different. — Mae West

Why don't you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa? — Mae West

I like a man what takes his time. — Mae West

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it. — Mae West

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it. — Mae West

Look your best - who said love is blind? — Mae West

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. — Mae West

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust. — Mae West

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. — Mae West

Look at you, locked and loaded, like Mae West of the Motor City. — Ruta Sepetys

There are three fashion periods: the past, the present and Mae West. — Edith Head

Some women pick men to marry
and others pick them to pieces. — Mae West

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'. — Mae West

How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches! — Mae West

It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts. — Mae West

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. — Mae West

For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore. — Mae West

Live close, visit often. — Mae West

Love is banality to all outsiders. — Mae West

I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs. — Mae West

Some of the wildest men make the best pets. — Mae West

Sex is emotion in motion. — Mae West