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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record. — Richard Roberts

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself. — George D. Prentice

If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours. — Shannon Hale

It's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Change is about the narrowest and hardest groove that a man can get into. — G.K. Chesterton

He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease. — Andrea Speed

[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms! — William Shakespeare

I don't like you, but I love you. — Smokey Robinson

What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually! — Karen Gibbs

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. — Tears For Fears

Happy the man who never puts on a face, but receives every visitor with that countenance he has on. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

Listen to me or don't. But if you don't, you'll be dead. And then where will you be? Dead, that's where. — John Scalzi

I love to play the guitar. I also love photography and fashion. — Emily Osment

Sacrifice, by its nature, was predicated on giving, not receiving. — Kate Atkinson

I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't. — Bill Maher

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels. — Candace C. Bowen

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad. — Kurt Vonnegut

When boys get mad its not so bad
When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start! — P.C. Cast

There is a pleasure sure
In being mad, which none but madmen know.
Dryden, The Spanish Friar II, i — Gerald Durrell

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. — Tori Spelling

He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease. — Andrea Speed

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. — M.J. McGuire

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

Don't fucking quote me! — Roni Batti Kajou

Contraception contradicts the full truth of the sexual act as the proper expression of conjugal love. — Pope John Paul II

Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.
Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman

A teacher in search of his/her own freedom may be the only kind of teacher who can arouse young persons to go in search of their own — Maxine Greene

Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross

As more and more artificial intelligence is entering into the world, more and more emotional intelligence must enter into leadership. — Amit Ray