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Luck Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: When it rains it pours and when it

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma. — Sol Luckman

Luck Funny Quotes By Ethan Luck: It's funny when people say something is "unreal"

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real! — Ethan Luck

Luck Funny Quotes By Jaime King: It's really the artist in me that loves

It's really the artist in me that loves the idea of an image and an image that provokes an emotion. — Jaime King

Luck Funny Quotes By Nathan Myhrvold: Software sucks because users demand it to.

Software sucks because users demand it to. — Nathan Myhrvold

Luck Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I used to carry a rabbit's foot for

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal

Luck Funny Quotes By Lou Doillon: My mother taught me to wash my hair

My mother taught me to wash my hair as little as possible, and to rinse it with Coke before a shoot for a sexy, tousled look. — Lou Doillon

Luck Funny Quotes By Laozi: The sage knows without traveling, perceives without looking,

The sage knows without traveling, perceives without looking, completes without acting. — Laozi

Luck Funny Quotes By Johnny Depp: It's awful bad luck to bring a woman

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship."
"It's awful worse luck not to. — Johnny Depp

Luck Funny Quotes By Jon Stewart: We declared war on terror-it's not even a

We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. — Jon Stewart

Luck Funny Quotes By Jeffrey Gitomer: Home Depot knows 'the more they help, the

Home Depot knows 'the more they help, the more they sell'-oh by the way, for the 'bottom liners' who disagree-it's also vice-versa. — Jeffrey Gitomer

Luck Funny Quotes By Jillian Dodd: I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid

I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice. — Jillian Dodd

Luck Funny Quotes By Jane Bryant Quinn: The best real-estate investments with the highest yields

The best real-estate investments with the highest yields are in working-class neighborhoods, because fancy properties are overpriced. — Jane Bryant Quinn

Luck Funny Quotes By Lois Greiman: Luck is merely a product of the happily

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

Luck Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: For a comedian to kind of catch onto

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

Luck Funny Quotes By Colleen Houck: Wow Kelsey!" Kishan whistled. "I'm going to have

Wow Kelsey!" Kishan whistled. "I'm going to have to beat the other guys of with a stick! — Colleen Houck

Luck Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.''Simon. My

I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.'
'Simon. My name is Simon. — Cassandra Clare

Luck Funny Quotes By George Lopez: Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Luck Funny Quotes By Lupe Fiasco: I want to make music as good as

I want to make music as good as Radiohead, as good as Coldplay. I can make hip-hop as good as anybody. — Lupe Fiasco

Luck Funny Quotes By Jose Saramago: Don't be afraid, the darkness you're in is

Don't be afraid, the darkness you're in is no greater than the darkness inside your own body ... — Jose Saramago

Luck Funny Quotes By Andy Stanley: You won't take risk without courage.

You won't take risk without courage. — Andy Stanley

Luck Funny Quotes By Rob Reger: I forgot for a second that he was

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

Luck Funny Quotes By Sylvia Day: If you leave, we lose and our pasts

If you leave, we lose and our pasts win. — Sylvia Day