Lube Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Lube

Lube Quotes & Sayings

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I decided to go for the honest answer. "My guess is I'm going to bed with a mental image of you, some lube and a box of tissues. — Kirsty Moseley

Many people do not reach their eighties because they spend too much time in their forties. — Salvador Dali

How did they even fit you inside a jail cell with a head that big?" "Same way I got inside you. Lots of lube, baby. — Cassia Leo

The frantic desire to live, to live at any cost, is not a result of the life rhythm in us, but of the death rhythm. — Henry Miller

It works ... (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax & String Lube) .. makes the strings last longer ... — Larry Coryell

At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot. — Ernest Cline

Toys like handcuffs, paddles, and nipple clamps?" Andrew arched a brow. "Or flavored lube, anal plugs, and edible panties? — Alicia White

Exercise is roughly equivalent to an oil lube and a filter for a car. You don't have to do it, but when you do, it makes the car run a lot better. — S. Jay Olshansky

It's an utter, utter necessity to renounce war forever. And nothing new can be built until this is done. — Benjamin Creme

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. — Jeff Foxworthy

Come to me, you who are weary and burdened, and I will grant you rest. (Matthew 11:28) — Mitch Albom

Sometimes the answers you need to hear aren't the answers you want to hear. — Eric Samuel Timm

I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila. — Kendall Grey

Money was invented as a lubricant for the barter system, but we're way overdue for a lube and oil change. — Daniel N. Robinson

For poets (bear the word) Half-poets even, are still whole democrats. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button. — K.D. Sarge

You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip? — Stephani Hecht

You don't fuck with fate, Oz, because she'll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo. — Katrina Monroe

To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job. — Ann Coulter

I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points. — Jon Konrath

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. — Robert A. Heinlein

Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube. — Jane Davitt

Y'look like someone told you they'd stopped making lube. — K.A. Mitchell

Arik didn't know how long he'd been in hell. Time was one never-ending, no-lube f&*k when you were in the dark and in agony. — Larissa Ione

Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping" ~ Oberon — Kevin Hearne

The four most expensive words in the English language are, 'This time it's different.' — John Templeton