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My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. — Jon Lovitz

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's all part of it. — Jon Lovitz

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. — Jon Lovitz

There's nothing more stubborn than a fact. That is why you hate them so much. They offend you. — Tom Rob Smith

We still are looking for someone who knows the secret of immortality. Only God is immortal; we are not. — Elie Wiesel

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. — Jon Lovitz

He sought an adventure but didn't find one. He was inexperienced and besides he didn't have too much imagination. — Raymond Queneau

If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like enough? — Jon Lovitz

I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented. — Jon Lovitz

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact. — Jon Lovitz

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes. — Jon Lovitz

I'm a big old egotistical baby and that's okay. I can accept it. — Whoopi Goldberg

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public. — Bob Saget

I'm afraid of being lazy and complacent. I'm afraid of taking myself too seriously. — Barbara Hershey

You can't be friends with yesterday and tomorrow at the same time. — Jovan

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for? — Jon Lovitz

But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. — Jon Lovitz

Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did. — Jon Lovitz

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now. — Bill Cosby

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me. — Jon Lovitz

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs. — Jon Lovitz

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. — Jon Lovitz

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream. — Jon Lovitz

Do you wanna see something swell? — Jon Lovitz

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. — Jon Lovitz

If you build it, nerds will come. — Jon Lovitz

I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine. — Jon Lovitz

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere, ever. They will never succeed. — Jon Lovitz

The time for playing with zippers is over. — Avery Flynn