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In sweetness nothing surpasses love reborn
— Agona Apell
Are you with women who only bleed monthly on their cycles?
— Leslie Feinberg
Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.
— Shae Ross
Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.
— Charles E. McKenzie
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
— Samuel Goldwyn
Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"
Cain: "Don't mind her. A house just fell on her sister. — Kelly Moran
Cain: "Don't mind her. A house just fell on her sister. — Kelly Moran
You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase
A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.
— George R R Martin
He just got his neck broke one time, I'm not tryna break his neck again, that's not what I fight for. I fight to have fun, not to hurt nobody.
— Roy Jones Jr.
Too great refinement is false delicacy, and true delicacy is solid refinement.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Spiritual leaders are not made by man, nor any combination of men. Neither conferences, nor synods, nor councils can make them, but only God.
— Samuel Logan Brengle
I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
If you love someone, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be yours.
— Yoana Dianika
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Yes, all Lannisters are lions, and when a Tyrell breaks wind it smells just like a rose.
— George R R Martin
You don't have to be fool just because the whole world is fool!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan