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Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.
— Stefanie Schneider
Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett
To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect?
— Confucius
Everyone's crazy except you and me.
— Mark Frauenfelder
Aren't you, uh ... reproducing?sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. — Cassandra Clare
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
— Jimmy Reed
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
— Joan Rivers
It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that.
— Christine Celis
My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you
— Elizabeth Gilbert
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
— Garry Shandling
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
— Werley Nortreus
If she says "I love you," and I say "I know," that's beautiful and acceptable and funny.
— Chris Taylor
I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
— Curtis Jackson
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.
— Alycia Linwood
And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny.
— Cassandra Clare
He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.
— Gail Carriger
I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
— George Burns
You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly.'You have a very funny way of showing it,' said Coraline. — Neil Gaiman
It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone.
— Anna Quindlen
That is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.
— Gloria Vanderbilt
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.
— J. Richard Singleton
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
— James Goldsmith
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
— Tom Arnold
Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable.
— Danielle Violette
Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.
— Confucius
Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.
— Maureen Johnson
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.""Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole
My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme.
— Santosh Kalwar
The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.
— Dar Williams
Owl love you forever
— David Sedaris
It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough. A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
— Stephen Colbert
You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums.
— Thea Harrison
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
— Joe E. Lewis
Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.
— Adriana Trigiani
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
— Cassandra Giovanni
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Everybody's funny if you love them.
— Anna Torv
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
— Groucho Marx
Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace
— Cassandra Clare
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it.
— Hannah Vandegrift
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
— Jimmy Fallon
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
— Richard E. Besser
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.
— Cassandra Clare
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
— Rodney Dangerfield
I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey
— Mohlalefi J Motsima
That's what love's all about, Roxanne. Youlove someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth. — Kristen Ashley
Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.
— Kresley Cole
I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus.
— Miss Merikan
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
— Albert Einstein
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
— Helen Gurley Brown
That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : VikalpThat's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
You call it madness, but I call it love.
— Don Byas
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
— Oscar Wilde
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
— Kirsten Miller
Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two.
— Danielle Lee Zwissler
