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I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. — Jessica Capshaw

My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die. — Tommy Tran

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett

I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines. — Imelda May

Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it. — David Gordon Green

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

I love to play the game, love to be around the rink, and love to joke around with my teammates and have some fun. — Patrick Kane

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick. — Raymond Carver

Ace would be the first to turn the words into a joke, one about how artists fell in love every day before noon and got their hearts broken by dinner. — Kit Rocha

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke. — Adam McKay

Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care. — Prince

Salander in love. What a fucking joke. — Stieg Larsson

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake. — Joss Stirling

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. — Chelsea Handler

It's hard to live with people willing to send you to exile or death. It's hard to become intimate with them. It's hard to love them. — Milan Kundera

I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term. — Scott Walker

I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything. — Santosh Kalwar

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon

Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't have included me, but now it did. "Is love always such a mess, do you suppose? — Paula McLain

He, Dominix Alexander Zubiri, was in love. With a woman who gagged at the thought of sucking his dick. The universe's idea of a colossal joke. — Jianne Carlo

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan

Maybe real love is being able to ask, Do I have greens in my teeth? — Francine Prose

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. — Ryan Reynolds

Because a mother's love is God's greatest joke. — Anne Enright

I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in black American music. I love it. — Glenn Hughes

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. — Hugh Elliot

In my stories I kill off every love scene with a joke. Don't try this at home. — Shelley Malec Vitale

You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences. — Auliq Ice

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cant laugh at a joke agian and agian, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over agian? — Monika Ramzy

Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that. — Kyle Kinane

Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot the rules. Everything's a joke until it's not, and words don't mean anything until you want them to. — Kit Rocha

I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love. — Jenny Slate

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes. — Steve Carell

The Gods too love a joke. — Plato

What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal. — Marie Lu