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Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. — Libba Bray

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. — Bill Ballance

I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain. — Jennifer Lawrence

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler

It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair. — Kate Bosworth

This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? — Isabella Olivia Ellis

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

When superiors are fond of showing their humanity, inferiors try to outstrip one another in their practice of it. — Confucius

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked. — Don Roff

I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. — Criss Jami

I love when I can reboot people when they are being mean to others ... — Richard Paul Evans

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. — James Goldsmith

Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around. — Mark W. Boyer

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. — Albert Einstein

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. — Summer Sanders

It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late. — Carole Matthews

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

I love it when you talk medical to me," he said — John Green

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone — Erin Bowman

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. — John Bulwer

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back. — Tionne Rogers

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. — Santosh Kalwar

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. — Kresley Cole

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! — Robert Knepper

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut