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Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing. — Mark Forsyth

In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with. — Brandi L. Bates

The question isn't who will be with me in life, rather how will I create the ending I am proud of? — Shannon L. Alder

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

In love! She wafted through her day like a woman with a concussion. — Junot Diaz

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. — P.G. Wodehouse

Getting involved with a victim was kind of like trying to find love on a reality show ... rarely successful. — Carla Cassidy

You always need right moves, wheather it's life or romance.. — BHARAT SHARMA

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of — Josh Stern

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm? — Stephenie Meyer

Try me, and you start LOVING!! — Nikhil Anubhav Minz

Gotta love Walmart. Where else can you buy Fritos and bullets? — D.J. MacHale

We love out of compassion, passion or a sense of commitment. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

When you marry the one you love, everything is perfect — Nurilla Iryani

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain. — Oscar Wilde

I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay. — Olga Goa

Her hands cupped his face, thumbs caressing his cheekbones. "I love you, Mr. Bennett."
"Good thing. Hate to be the only one afflicted. — Ellen O'Connell

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to. — Douglas Adams

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. — Richelle Mead

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something. — Mignon McLaughlin

I've just vowed my love for you. Have you nothing to say in return?" Duncan asked.
"Thank you, husband. — Julie Garwood

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. — Ogden Nash

In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love? — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

I love Special Executive Order 768 dash 4 — Dave Barry

Love how editing makes you more confident with your book ...but also makes you want to set it on fire at the same time. — Kira Hawke

But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat. — Sophie Kinsella

I'm a country boy, I just want a woman to love and something to fix! — J. Dursky

If you were three times poor, I would still have paid attention to you and fell head over heels in love with you. — Olga Goa

You keep distracting me," I tell her.
"All I'm doing is sitting here talking to you!"
"Exactly," I say, and I smile at her.j — Jodi Picoult

God, I love a man who reads — Tiffany Reisz

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

No man can ever admire a woman the way she admires herself. — Meeta Ahluwalia

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Stirred with passion, steamed with love, laced with humor and served with a smile. On the road. No sugar. No milk. Horn OK Please *Smack!!* — Kartik Iyengar

You gotta love an old-fashioned word like "quarrelsome." Today she'd just be a bitch. — Deb Caletti

All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks. — Cyrus The Great

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. — Hugh Elliot

Kira: L, do you know
Gods of death
love apples?
L: Damn you, Kira ... — Tsugumi Ohba

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

Spirit communicates through love, warmth, compassion, and humor. Our Loved Ones are happy, healthy, and thrilled to connect with us once again. — Paul Stefaniak

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. — Carroll Bryant

I think I love humor in poetry, but not that slapstick cheap easy humor, but that uncomfortable, "did she say that out loud?" kind of humor. — Victoria Chang

Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot. — Julia Quinn

I was hoping against hope he'd refill his Prozac so we could be in love again, but, sadly, that never happened. — Piper Faust

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. — A. Whitney Brown

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up — Josh Stern

Imagine that. You just can't let your entire life go by worrying about your damned thighs. You'd never find happiness. — Sarah Gilbert

My stomach flipped. I stopped. This guy was trending in my mind big time. — Luella Christie

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable — Josh Stern

You doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse. — Sandra Hill

Though I wondered what she ever made of my professed love for and intentions to marry Big Bird, the hottie of Sesame Street. — Wendy Delsol

Looks like Kelsey wins the award for early riser. And doesn't she look purtier than a pat of butter meltin' all over a stack of griddle cakes? — Colleen Houck

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor. — J.D. Salinger

My handling of the situation with Jake proved that I was the same girl from eight years ago. I'd just gained a stone and lost my love for Shayne Ward. — Lynsey James

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

Think think think until you blink — Ganeshsaidheeraj

Well, I'd find sleeping with you a pleasant thing, but I'd prefer making love with you a few dozen times first. — Nora Roberts

We take a beautiful little boy and we put him in a diaper and we give him a lethal weapon and we say LOVE. Which makes absolutely no sense. — Mark Hart

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

I didn't tell you how beautiful he is so you could fall in love with him. I told you so you could appreciate that I'm in love with him. — Marianne Maughan

I love to read; I love to listen; I love to talk
in that order. — C.L. Gammon

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell

There was a definite pull to him and in that moment I had to know why. — Nicole Gulla

I just love things that serve a duel purpose. — Tom Upton

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. — Betty White

The minute you celebrate narcissism, which on one hand is very complex, it's very ridiculous. You have to love oneself with humor. — Nicolas Winding Refn

Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country. — George W. Bush

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn't have tried to turn ya into a snake. — Michelle M. Pillow

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails — Steve Aylett

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams

I will give you the sun and the rain, and if they are not available, I will give you a sun check and a rain check. — Elizabeth Gilbert

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. — George Bernard Shaw

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO. — Julieanne O'Connor

Oh confound that gray-and-scarlet suit!" Sophie said. "I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it! — Diana Wynne Jones

A SASSY SOUTHERN FEMALE CAN WRITE A LOVE STORY AS WELL AS A MALE...IF Y'ALL GET MY DRIFT. — Lola Faye Arnold

She met a dashing man -
he was, a dash. — Timothy Joshua

Don't worry, Beth; there's nothing I love more than a challenge. — Alexandra Adornetto

True love can blossom in unexpected places. This is Jaden pretending not to notice. — Katie Klein

The eyes are the nipples of the face — Anna Faris

If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain. — K.D. Harp

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Let me tell you: the only way to get rid of dragons is to have one of your own. — Eugene Shvarts

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern