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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
— Mignon McLaughlin
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
— James Goldsmith
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
— Bette Davis
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
— Paula Deen
Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!
— Lady Randolph Churchill
I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race.
— Truman Capote
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
— Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
With air travel there is no distance, there is only time.
— Judith M Bardwick
Angie's house looked like a child's drawing of a mansion: It was so generic it was barely three-dimensional.
— Gillian Flynn
Culture makes all men gentle.
— Menander
That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Few secret undertakings ever did any nation any good.
— Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr.
The more we ignore Assad and negotiate an appeasement with Iran, the more Sunni and Shia extremists will multiply and flood Syria.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
He who controls the media controls the minds of the public.
— Noam Chomsky
And no one realizes we should all, always, look like that, each with his eyes full of horror at his own, inescapable solitude.
— Luigi Pirandello
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I've learned at the book signings that everyone has obstacles.
— Greg Louganis