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What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

Which, of course, is how I developed my love for both Kabuki theater and marshmallow Peeps. — Jimmy Gownley

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

Everyone's crazy except you and me. — Mark Frauenfelder

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? — Isabella Olivia Ellis

My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you. — Elizabeth Gilbert

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. — Janet Coleman

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you — Elizabeth Gilbert

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. — Jane Elliot

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue. — Rick Riordan

I love kids; I think they are fun and funny. — Courtney Thorne-Smith

Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts. — Kirsten Miller

I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back. — Tionne Rogers

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her! — Missy Elliot

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny. — Denise Mina

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?" — Rita Rudner

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! — Robert Knepper

I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. — Alice Cooper

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. — Santosh Kalwar

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. — Hilary Swank

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding — Elvis Costello

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction? — James Patterson

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day. — Miranda Cosgrove

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue. — Nicole Archer

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. — Chris Eigeman

Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it. — Confucius

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani

I love being a mum. Sophia is so funny and has a great personality. — Abbey Clancy

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason — Mason Cooley

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy. — M.F. Moonzajer

She's beauty and she's the beast, rolled into one. — Gena Showalter

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason. — Nathan Fielder

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. — Ja Rule

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis