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I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. — Eden Ahbez

Look up there! That's the sky! — Murray Walker

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. — Abel Ferrara

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them. — Thomas Lennon

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them. — Robert McCammon

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ... — Dave Barry

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?"
"What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals. — Rita Rudner

Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school. — Edward Conlon

I was a drummer in the bugle band in cadets. I marched. It's probably quite funny to look back on it. — Gordon Lightfoot

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope

Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction. — Gwen Hayes

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet. — Tom Tolbert

A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more. — Helen Levitt

Look," I said. "Something that needs your attention. Over there. Away from here. — John Scalzi

You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

When all else fails, look cute. — Jim Davis

Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions? — L.J.Smith

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now? — Abigail Owen

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny colour". — Alex Cotton

Jev stroked his chin. Do I look like a summer fling? — Becca Fitzpatrick

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. — Winston Spear

Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time. — Julia Quinn

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded — TBBishiXO

You look worse today than you did when you had two black
eyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch! — Virginia Smith

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. — Stellan Skarsgard

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white. — Sarah Silverman

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer

Fruit ... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!" — Dylan Moran

Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. — T. J. Miller

Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goalo. — David Coleman

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? — Hayden Thorne

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy. — Shelley K. Wall

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!" — Bill Bailey

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
"You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.' — Marc Maron

He once again pointed to that creepy theatrical smile. There were way too many teeth there. It made him look positively demented. — Richard E. Gropp

Now you look like someone who is trying not to be someone, as opposed to nobody not managing to be anybody. — Robert Bryndza

I like you in green,' he said. 'You look as if you're a very beautiful imp.' — Sara Sheridan

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world. — Billy Collins

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. — Gail Carriger

I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup. — Laurell K. Hamilton

We look forward to seeing all of your Vaseline coated smiles terribly soon. — Gitty Daneshvari

A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio. — William Safire

The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them. — Rob Thurman

What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan."
"I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles

Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it. — Adrienne Wilder

There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it? — Eddie Izzard

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure. — John McGahern

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. — Angelina Jolie

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you. — Jerry Coleman

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker

Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way! — Amanda Hudson

The look he shot his sister could've given her a free chemical peel. — Tracey Alvarez

I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny. — Peter Farrelly

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — Caskie Stinnett

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. — Gaines Adams

Naked people look funny when they are for-real naked, outside-a-magazine naked. — Donald Miller

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. — Jennifer Ziegler

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. — Warren Buffett

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. — Cyn Balog

You look like a horse in a man costume — Dylan Moran

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. — Chic Murray

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan

Do I look like I watch Star Trek? — Michael Scott

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet. — Maria V. Snyder

You'll pay for making Genos look like modern art! Lead the way! — ONE

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny. — Mel Brooks

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn

Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future — David Coleman