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What do you think? Does this face make me look fat? — Kiersten White

All things come to him who mates. — F Scott Fitzgerald

God be thanked for books! they are the voices of the distant and the dead, and make us heirs of the spiritual life of past ages. — W.e. Channing

Everything is progress... — Akosua Dardaine Edwards

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes. — Kristen Schaal

Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile. — Justin Bieber

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face. — Ida Lokas

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch. — Nenia Campbell

The motivation is important for me to act it, but I don't necessarily want the audience to know my motivation. — Oscar Isaac

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

Vic knelt by Lucas's side. 'You look like crap, by the way.'
'Thanks for breaking it to me gently.' Lucas took a deep breath, then groaned. — Claudia Gray

Everyone, no doubt, remains first and foremost a man of his own country and continues to draw from it his motive force. — Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole

Words speak to the mind through the ears; actions speak to the mind through the eye — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache. — Dan Slott

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

We only have so long to play in the dirt and ask questions of rivers. — John Green

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. — Andre Dawson

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them! — Heather Graham

I did everything, I used to be a drag queen, I used to be a stripper. — DeObia Oparei

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. — Rick Baker

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres

You look angry," he said.
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy

Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz

I always wanted to make a cover album consisting of obscure psychedelic music from the 1960s - all re-shaped and customized, Ulver style. — Kristoffer Rygg

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat. — Robert Pattinson

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now? — Abigail Owen

It's safe to tell a secret to one. Risky to tell it to two. To tell it to three is thoughtless folly, everyone else will know. — Catherine Fisher

A novelist needs to know his own strong points and weak points. — David Mitchell

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!' — Russell Howard

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. — Warren Buffett

We must struggle for our dreams, but when certain paths prove impossible, it would be best to save our energies in order to travel other roads. — Paulo Coelho

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white. — Sarah Silverman

Inner space is so much more interesting, because outer space is so empty. — Theodore Sturgeon

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny colour". — Alex Cotton

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis

A person who doesn't dress well, who doesn't spend time and attention with their physical being, has a very loose being. — Frederick Lenz