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London Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs. — Lauren London

I'm very accident-prone. The problem is I sort of just do things. I'm impulsive, and sometimes I don't think. — Tom Cullen

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

It provides a different type of element and mental strain athletes love. That's what makes the game of golf so special. — Tiger Woods

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. — Ambrose Bierce

I've had biker clubs reach out to me whenever they knew I was in their city. — Ron Perlman

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake. — Mel Smith

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass! — Stephen Colbert

You don't like it when a French housewife gets mad at you. If she gets steam behind her, she is an unstoppable creature. — Peter Mayle

If you serve humanity, you serve humanity's God. — Thomas Jefferson

Wendy and I both wanted kids, but since we were pushing 40, the clock was ticking. — Lisa Cholodenko

A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks. — Frans De Waal

He was gone off to London, merely to have his hair cut ... there was an air of foppery and nonsense in it which she could not approve — Jane Austen

I know of no rights of race superior to the rights of humanity. — Frederick Douglass

A great measure of the real value of the things we have is how we feel when such things become scarce and absent in our lives — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Always acknowledge hustle plays in practice. — Lou Campanelli

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them! — Frankie Boyle

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson

The essence of Richard Nixon is loneliness. — Henry A. Kissinger

That boy is a badass motherfucker.
Badass motherfuckers get their coffee first. It's a rule at Fortnum's. — Kristen Ashley

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt. — Stephen Colbert

The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt. — Conan O'Brien

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. — Jay London

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. — Craig Ferguson

For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop. — J.A. London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. — Jay London

Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.' — Jimmy Fallon