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Knock knock! Who's
— LOL Funny Joke Club
Maruman does not loll.
— Isobelle Carmody
Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you.
— Padma Venkatraman
Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown.
— Darynda Jones
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date.
— Juliann Whicker
Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.
— Colleen Hoover
Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.
— Jacquelyn Ayres
Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
— Tara Sivec
He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.
— Nenia Campbell
I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!
— J.K. Rowling
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it. — Marie Landry
And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll"-Kaname Kuran
"I DONT WANT IT!"
-Zero Kiryu
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-Juri Elizabeth Marin — Matsuri Hino
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous.
— J.M. Richards
I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice.
— Jillian Dodd
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell
Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.
— Don Roff
Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?
— Melissa Landers
I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.
— Kelley Armstrong
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
— Amunhotep El Bey
Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.
— Melissa Landers
Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
Popularity, my dear, is as overrated as a large member.
— Sarah Winman
You aren't a morning person, are you?" he mused."No, I'm not. There is a reason mornin' and mournin' sound the same. — L.A. Casey
Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - ""Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
— Roald Dahl
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
