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Knock knock! Who's — LOL Funny Joke Club

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown. — Darynda Jones

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire. — Cassandra Clare

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours. — Colleen Hoover

Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them. — Jacquelyn Ayres

Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked. — Tara Sivec

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small. — Nenia Campbell

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! — J.K. Rowling

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood. — Flynn Meaney

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD. — Flynn Meaney

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you. — Jim Butcher

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice. — Jillian Dodd

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. — Ellen DeGeneres

I'm simpley one hell of a butler. — Sebastian Michealis

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll"
-Kaname Kuran
"I DONT WANT IT!"
-Zero Kiryu
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-Juri Elizabeth Marin — Matsuri Hino

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. — Don Roff

Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. — Nenia Campbell

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think. — Kelley Armstrong

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey

Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects. — Melissa Landers

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. — Kiersten White

Popularity, my dear, is as overrated as a large member. — Sarah Winman

You aren't a morning person, are you?" he mused.
"No, I'm not. There is a reason mornin' and mournin' sound the same. — L.A. Casey

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

The snozberries taste like snozberries! — Roald Dahl

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott