Lipsyte Quotes
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We are spawn of woodland apes. No code has been undone. Neither faith nor reason will deliver us. We must look to the trees.
— Sam Lipsyte
I wanted to have friends from all over the world in the way of a man who has no friends.
— Sam Lipsyte
I looked for Gary in all of the Gary places, but I was too early. These places were all haunted by the future of Gary.
— Sam Lipsyte
Jincy Willett, Sam Lipsyte, Flannery O'Connor, and George Saunders. Oh, and I love Paul Rudnick in The New Yorker.
— Pamela Paul
The infectious values and myths transmitted by bad sportswriters may be the deadliest words in the paper.
— Robert Lipsyte
You pay a whore to make you feel like a man, you fund a philharmonic to make yourself feel like a refined man.
— Sam Lipsyte
Everything's weird if you stare at it.
— Sam Lipsyte
I felt as though I were snorting cocaine, or rappelling down a cliffside, or cliffsurfing off a cliff of pure cocaine.
— Sam Lipsyte
Judging by your face, the what-the-fuck nodes in your cerebral cortex must be a real light show.
— Sam Lipsyte
I'm a citizen of the republic of empathy.
— Sam Lipsyte
She liked reality shows the best, and then the shows that purported to be about reality.
— Sam Lipsyte
They weren't like dolls, because dolls had no feelings. Kids had feelings, just not any remotely related to yours.
— Sam Lipsyte
You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own?
— Sam Lipsyte
The Brit's eyes had this pucker of awful witness.
— Sam Lipsyte
This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.
— Sam Lipsyte
Is this what Principal Fontana meant by the phrase 'well-rounded'?
It's fucking spherical, Catamounts. — Sam Lipsyte
It's fucking spherical, Catamounts. — Sam Lipsyte
It was early, late, lockjaw hour.
— Sam Lipsyte
People gave names to things so they could tell stories about them, goddam fairy tales about children who got out alive.
— Sam Lipsyte
The newspaper Hilda gets delivered would call me evil. The one I buy on the corner would say it's more complicated than that.
— Sam Lipsyte
We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.
— Sam Lipsyte