Limp Quotes: top 87 famous quotes about Limp

Limp Quotes & Sayings

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Limp dick motherfucker! Let me go! — Belle Aurora

So all things limp together for the only possible. — Samuel Beckett

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter. — Mark Twain

We have all lost touch with life, we all limp, each to a greater or lesser degree. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

God would prefer we have an occasional limp than a perpetual strut. — Max Lucado

Me myself I park in handicap, the reason why ... ya know my bankroll make me walk with a crazy limp. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

We went through ten years of the Limp Bizkit thing, and I didn't know what to do. — Courtney Love

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE. — John Cena

I'd just like to be able to walk without pain or run without a limp. — Mike Comrie

I have no will of my own. Never did. Limp and lily-livered, I always obey - is it possible that's attractive to women? — Anton Chekhov

"If we are truly the Lord's, we all walk with a limp" ~R. Alan Woods [2012]

*Note: 'Jacobs Ladder'. — R. Alan Woods

She got dressed at the side of the pool, schooled her limp into a rolling gait and headed for the hall. — Sally Courtnix

We belong to each other now, the beast declares as it grabs my limp body and takes me up into the darkness. — Frankie Ash

One of the things that was confusing about Limp Bizkit to some people is that our tastes were very different. — Fred Durst

A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone. — Bill Cosby

This is where I want to be. Right here. Satiated and limp form pleasure with Z. Beautiful and whole from love with Z. I'm happy here. — Sarah Ann Walker

They were just two people sharing a table, trying to limp through the awkwardness. — Blake Crouch

I wouldn't support Limp Bizkit being on some snuff backyard brawling, fighting contest. — Fred Durst

Above average intelligence has always run in my family. Ambition, however, has always walked with a limp. — Jeff MacNelly

Tell me, if I caught you one day
And kissed the sole of your foot,
Wouldn't you limp a little then,
Affraid to crush my kiss? ... — Nichita Stanescu

Life is a lesson. You learned it when you're through. — Limp Bizkit

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. — Billy Crystal

Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties. — Fred Durst

even the murderer. We know the killer has a limp, and Krain Linshok, the Kumma Magistrate was injured in — Davis Ashura

Reclined legs don't get fed, they get limp like boiled spaghetti. Walk it out! — T.F. Hodge

When I think of nu-metal, I think of Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Slipknot and even Chevelle - those types of bands. — Austin Carlile

My life is an open book, like it or limp it ... your choice — Rashied Davids

A body without bones would be a limp impossible mess, so a day without steady routine would be disruptive and chaotic. — May Sarton

Don't limp in front of the lame. — Francois Rabelais

Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars. — Hunter S. Thompson

What irony. This great ship that carried all their fates upon her steel and rivets sailed like a compeer under him, half-blind with a limp. — Judith Ivory

Even those who limp go not backward. — Kahlil Gibran

I subscribe to the idea that personality is like a muscle, and sometimes you have to let it go limp and detach yourself from any associations. — Alan Palomo

I WILL RUN FOR EVER,IF I CANT, I WILL WALK FOR EVER BUT IF I CANT, I WILL LIMP FOR EVER. — QHUBEKANI NCUBE

I find the daffodils, crisp at the edges where they've dried, limp towards the stems, use my fingers to pinch. — Margaret Atwood

You probably fuck like a limp noodle."
-Bridgette
"I fuck like I'm Thor."
-Warren — Colleen Hoover

I'm 38 years old and Limp Bizkit is just something I do. If I was a painter, it would just be a type of painting I make. — Fred Durst

My mind lay limp in an empty world. — Vladimir Nabokov

A big problem for me was opening for Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park, two bands that wouldn't exist if it weren't for me, straight up! — Chino Moreno

I almost shouldn't be in Limp Bizkit; it's like I got matched in the factory with the wrong band. — Wes Borland

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp? — Phyllis Diller

My story for the day was a limp sort of evil. — Gillian Flynn

If we aim deliberately at the impoverishment of Central Europe, vengeance, I dare predict, will not limp. — John Maynard Keynes

Look at this limp cravet. And the sad state of those cuffs. I can hardly bring myself to look upon them. — Emmuska Orczy

Most principles are limp until they are tested. — Richard Brookhiser

I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit. — Brian Molko

Limp finally spoke. Do you think you could kill a person and not get all crazy about it? — Cole Alpaugh

Do not limp before the lame, deeming it a kindness. — Kahlil Gibran

Ecause when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp. — Peter McWilliams

The only thing that's running well in Bulgaria is the Bulgarian Football Union. Unlike the BFU, many footballers here don't run, they limp. — Ivan Slavkov

Limp along until your legs are spent,
and you fall flat and your energy is drained.
Then the grace of the Divine will lift you. — Rumi

On one foot you limp;
on two feet you sprint. — Matshona Dhliwayo

It is a true proverb, that if you live with a lame man, you will learn to limp. — Plutarch

Tell me, if I ever caught you
and kissed the arch of your foot,
wouldn't you limp a little after that
for fear of crushing my kiss? ... — Nichita Stanescu

If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp? — Josh Stern

Having a limp is okay, probably cool, if you are a desk jockey working from home, but poor publicity if you are a physical therapist. — Adele Levine

Even at seventy-four, with a limp from a hip replacement, Margaret could still enter a room and fill it like perfume. — Sarah Addison Allen

It doesn't say a damn thing. My pride deflates like a limp penis. — Victoria Scott

If you want God to bless you and use you greatly, you must be willing to walk with a limp the rest of your life, because God uses weak people. — Rick Warren

Afterward, she hooked a limp arm around his neck, buried her face against his shoulder, and whispered, Don't ever get hypothermia with anyone but me. — Catherine Anderson

You can stand on truth but you will limp on lies. — Matshona Dhliwayo

There should be a parallel between our supplications and our thanksgivings. We ought not to leap in prayer, and limp in praise. — Charles Spurgeon

I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment. — Bette Davis

Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Mike Wilmot

I'll take the devil over a goddamn Limp Bizkit fan any day, asshole! — Tim Seeley

As wounded men may limp through life, so our war minds may not regain the balance of their thoughts for decades. — Frank Moore Colby

Your name's now Limp. Aye, not very imaginative, but it's like this. If you can't hear Hood laughing, well, I can. — Steven Erikson

America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven men's cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick. — Walter Abish

I washed his tiny limp resting body; it was then that I finally released the cry, that for so long, had remained stifled. — Stacy Sorrells

Some men live with an invisible limp,
stagger, or drag
a leg. Their sons are often angry. — Robert Bly

She felt like the crushed petals of a violet, dark and limp. No, no, no. She bit her knuckle until she tasted blood. Cy was gone. — Rae Meadows

It is not God's will that you limp along in life believing that you are inadequate. — Louie Giglio

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!" — Henny Youngman

It is often said that the Church is a crutch. Of course it's a crutch. What makes you think you don't limp? — William Sloane Coffin

She was limp and pathetic and woozy and I loved her, I realised, even more because I knew how completely it was doomed. — Olivia Sudjic

You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp. — Casey Stengel

Don't be a critic. The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex. — Steve Maraboli

No proper life could be made from the pursuit of blinding pleasure followed by limp exhaustion. — Julie Anne Long

In a world of bands called Limp Bizkit and Hoobastank, Electric Sheep rolls off the tongue like a Shakespearean love sonnet. Leave me alone. — Tom Morello

Ware the man who fakes a limp. — Stephen King

Dervish and a girl with limp blond hair were playing a lethargic — Khaled Hosseini

I want you to wrestle with the Bible. Do it. Wrestle until, Jacob-like, you walk with a limp ever after, and you receive the blessing of the Lord. — Sarah Bessey

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone. — Bill Cosby

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes. — Joe Garagiola

We love each other like that. We love
each other limp; love each other 'til the water runs clear; love
each other like a good, clean shot. — Donna-Marie Riley

Rice in Taiwan, unlike America, doesn't always come out soggy and limp. — Eddie Huang

He walked with just such a limp as I have seen in footsore tramps. — H.G.Wells