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Every Dog Has A Day But A Cat Has 365 — Lilian Jackson Braun

Moms were psychic and evil. — Gwenda Bond

A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. — Lilian Jackson Braun

She had white cat hair on her dark suit, she was a dedicated cat hugger. — Lilian Jackson Braun

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode — Lilian Jackson Braun

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut? — Lilian Jackson Braun

Dogs have their day but cats have 365. — Lilian Jackson Braun

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality — Lilian Jackson Braun

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure. — Lilian Jackson Braun

spread the rumor and, before anyone knows, it's a fact — Lilian Jackson Braun

Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats. — Lilian Jackson Braun

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words? — Lilian Jackson Braun

I'm a gypsy at heart," Qwilleran said. "Home is where I hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode. See you tonight. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Religions are illogical primitive ignorance. There is nothing as ridiculous and tragic as a religious government. — Leon Trotsky

We designed the house to go with her looks. — Lilian Jackson Braun

No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity. — Lilian Jackson Braun

The only language you need is the language of the heart - love. — Simran Silva

We fear rejection, want attention, crave affection and dream of perfection. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

My days keep getting shorter. When I'm a hundred, I'll be going to bed before I get up. — Lilian Jackson Braun

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names. — Lilian Jackson Braun

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted. — Lilian Jackson Braun

He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them. — Lilian Jackson Braun

If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about! — Lilian Jackson Braun

Whenever you find a good idea, search for the owner to honour him! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Cats are fond of mooning. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in. — Lilian Jackson Braun

There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore — Peter Geiger

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism. — Lilian Jackson Braun

One should be able to say anything to a close friend, he reflected, and yet part of friendship was knowing what not to say and when not to say it, — Lilian Jackson Braun

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Meanwhile, news has been leaked to the press that the Hero of Drummond Street will be pictured on the cover of a national magazine, nude. — Lilian Jackson Braun

My men have become women, but the women men. — Herodotus