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Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans. — M.F. Moonzajer

All of Dwayne's books are like a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except the bacon is actually bacon on a Happy Clown Burger sandwich. — Christina McMullen

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. — Dennis Miller

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability. — Douglas Wood

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters. — Amy Sedaris

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. — Osbert Sitwell

If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know? — Seann William Scott

I hate clowns!" "That's not a real clown," another boy said. "That's just some guy dressed up like a clown! — Blake Crouch

Nothing is more unbecoming to a teacher of the Word than flippancy. He must be serious and should not act like a clown. — Martin Luther

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown. — Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people. — Alexandra Stoddard

Thank you, God. Pete seems way uptight, but he doesn't seem like a hateful ass clown. Many thanks. Over and out. — Kim Holden

I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis. — Emily Procter

- "What kind of funny?" I asked her. "Funny like a clown onstage? Or funny like a clown hanging around the entrance to a bank?"
-"The bank one. — Lemony Snicket

Sometimes I think that the best you can ever feel in a photo shoot is like a sexy clown. — Carrie Brownstein

I don't know what happiness is. I don't know what sweet caress is. Still, I'm always laughing like a clown. — Bob Marley

Sometimes, I get in a mindset where I don't like my own music. I hate yourself and my music because I'm doing it every day. I feel like a clown. — Nicolas Jaar

I'd never want to be Gene Simmons, an old man who puts on makeup to entertain kids, like a clown going to work. — Trent Reznor

It's really easy with makeup to look like you're trying too hard, like a clown. That's not what you want! — Becky G

I was a terrible painter - my portraits looked like the evil chimera love-children of Picasso's demoiselles and the BBC test card clown. — Sarah Hall

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that. — Rainn Wilson

She feels like a circus clown who wakes up one morning and no longer wants to glue on the red rubber nose. — Christina Baker Kline

When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside. — Stephen King

Lonely dissent doesn't feel like going to school dressed in black. It feels like going to school wearing a clown suit. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown. — Victor Garber

Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown. — Daniel Tosh

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn

I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class clown. — Adrien Broner

When the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once. — Sylvia Townsend Warner

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. — Dana Gould

People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown. — Vaslav Nijinsky

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

Heaven wouldn't be like this earth, this tormented earth ruled by evil forces that tossed humanity to and fro like a slow clown in a two-bit rodeo. — Joe LaFlam

I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown! — Brooke Burns

You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. — Demi Lovato

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. — Groucho Marx