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Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.
— M.F. Moonzajer
All of Dwayne's books are like a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except the bacon is actually bacon on a Happy Clown Burger sandwich.
— Christina McMullen
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
— Dennis Miller
I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
— Amy Sedaris
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.
— Osbert Sitwell
If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know?
— Seann William Scott
I hate clowns!" "That's not a real clown," another boy said. "That's just some guy dressed up like a clown!
— Blake Crouch
Nothing is more unbecoming to a teacher of the Word than flippancy. He must be serious and should not act like a clown.
— Martin Luther
I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.
— Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people.
— Alexandra Stoddard
Thank you, God. Pete seems way uptight, but he doesn't seem like a hateful ass clown. Many thanks. Over and out.
— Kim Holden
I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis.
— Emily Procter
- "What kind of funny?" I asked her. "Funny like a clown onstage? Or funny like a clown hanging around the entrance to a bank?"-"The bank one. — Lemony Snicket
Sometimes I think that the best you can ever feel in a photo shoot is like a sexy clown.
— Carrie Brownstein
I don't know what happiness is. I don't know what sweet caress is. Still, I'm always laughing like a clown.
— Bob Marley
I'd never want to be Gene Simmons, an old man who puts on makeup to entertain kids, like a clown going to work.
— Trent Reznor
She feels like a circus clown who wakes up one morning and no longer wants to glue on the red rubber nose.
— Christina Baker Kline
When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside.
— Stephen King
Lonely dissent doesn't feel like going to school dressed in black. It feels like going to school wearing a clown suit.
— Eliezer Yudkowsky
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
— Victor Garber
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.
— Daniel Tosh
I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class clown.
— Adrien Broner
When the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once.
— Sylvia Townsend Warner
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
— Dana Gould
People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown.
— Vaslav Nijinsky
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
— Joe Pesci
You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown.
— Demi Lovato
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
— Groucho Marx