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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of a man's life.
— Vita Sackville-West
Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said."Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
— William Congreve
You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life.
— Gloria Estefan
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
— Stephanie Lennox
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.
— James Jean-Pierre
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
— Russell Conwell
My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others.
— Marisha Pessl
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
— Adam Ferrara
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time
— Meg Wolitzer
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
— John Wayne
Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone's attention.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal.
— Holly Hood
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
— Lois Greiman
Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever.
— Margaret Sullivan
I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart ... badoom, badoom, badoom.
— Mel Brooks
It's funny how life works like a seesaw: Some things go up while others plunge down.
— Sophie Kinsella
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
— Cullen Hightower
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
— Christie Cote
Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up.
— Joanne Clancy
What you discover about life's shell game is that it's hardest to follow the pea when you're the pea.
— Robert Breault
It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late.
— Carole Matthews
That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it.
— D.K. Hamilton
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.
— Frankie Boyle
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am.
— Victoria Denault
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
— Tom Hanks
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
— David Spade
It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space.
— Wade Rouse
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
It's not fair! (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Life's too damn funny for me to explain.
— Don Marquis
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
— Stellan Skarsgard
Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.
— Kyle Johnson
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen].
— Ewan McGregor
It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough. A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell
I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.
— Karen Salmansohn
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
It's a funny thing, this life.
— Paul Allih
It's funny how, no matter what we have in life, we're never satisfied.
— Yasmine Galenorn
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.
— Alanis Morissette
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa