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Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.
— John Green
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.
— James Jean-Pierre
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
— Russell Conwell
Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message.
— Holly Smale
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
— Nenia Campbell
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
Not everything's funny, Mother.""No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever.
— Margaret Sullivan
Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun.
— Desmond Tutu
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart ... badoom, badoom, badoom.
— Mel Brooks
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life.
— Kiefer Sutherland
I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.
— Tom Althouse
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
— Andy Borowitz
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
— Russell Howard
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
— Paris Hilton
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
— Stellan Skarsgard
Life is so much friendlier with two.
— A.A. Milne
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
— Rebecca McNutt
Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all.
— Peter F. Hamilton
