Life Sarcastic Quotes
Collection of top 31 famous quotes about Life Sarcastic
Life Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings
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I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.
— Krysten Ritter
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
— Helen Rowland
If you are rude, cynical, habitually-sarcastic or pessimistic, your life options are going to be very limited.
— Bryant McGill
The success of Harry Potter has given me lots of freedom. I can pay my bills, and I don't have to prove anything to anyone anymore.
— J.K. Rowling
Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.
— Ivy Compton-Burnett
The flame of family can warm us and at the same time be a perpetual pilot light to rekindle us.
— Neal A. Maxwell
You're always dealing with emotions as an actor.
— Clive Owen
She is a water bug on the surface of life.
— Gloria Steinem
God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.
— Shannon L. Alder
Unalloyed Joy of Life has become a trademark; starting from the day, when the world economy has come to a standstill.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful.
— Kelli O'Hara
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
— Ashleigh Brilliant
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
— David Letterman
I've lived my life devoid of the whole teenage angst for so long, I'm not sure I can handle all this. I'm not built dor it.
— Lindsey Ouimet
She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.
— Suzanne Wrightt
It's not that we have more patience as we grow older, it's just that we're too tired to care about all the pointless drama
— Karen Gibbs
All eyes went there to see Hawk Delgado and Lee Nightingale, another local badass, a private investigator, walking in.
— Kristen Ashley
I wish I could say I'm low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life ... like a toothbrush.
— M.A. George
Take care with the words you speak, it's best to keep them sweet..... because you never know when you might have to eat them!
— Karen Gibbs
While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops
— Karen Gibbs
I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
— Irving Brecher
My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
— Jess C. Scott
Don't take life too seriously.
— RuPaul
I mean, if you turn on the radio, love is 90 percent of the music.
— Enrique Iglesias