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When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em! — Kimmie Easley

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet. — Jenny Lawson

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade ... — King James Gadsden

If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade. — Toronto Star

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook! — Sharon Geltner

If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice! — Vince Smith

When life throws you lemons ... grab a bat and swing hard! — Kimberly McKay

When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own. — Clara DeLemos

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"? — Ann Brashares

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman

If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail — Dean Cavanagh

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire

When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you! — Grace

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs. — Lance Armstrong

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss! — Fiola Faelan

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. — Conan O'Brien

when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. — Nathan Austin

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. — Elizabeth Gilbert

If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka... — Les Edgerton

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas. — Kristin Neff

When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel! — Breathless

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. — Nefertiti Faraj

If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party. — Kevin Ward

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! — Kevin Weldon

When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps. — Angie West

When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it! — Stuart J. Scesney

When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice! — Anonymous

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

It's like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after. — Kellyn Roth

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

When life gives you lemons ... squirt them in someone's eyes — Me

If life gives you lemons, make mojitos! — Carolyn V. Hamilton

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible. — Grace Helbig

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line. — Gina Greenlee

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

The waltz allowed him to get just close enough to her to detect that maddening scent of lemons, and he inhaled it as if it would save his life. — Julia Quinn

when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons. — Jake Hamilton

When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade. — Rob Thurman

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons
make daiquiris. — Chris Rose

When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres

When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on! — Dana Page

When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
. — J. Sterling

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

Quality of Life is simply varying perceptions of desires and outcomes, a grocer wants life to give him lemons. A C Quinn. — A.C. Quinn

When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on — Jose N. Harris

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal

If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew — Andy Milonakis

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila! — Reg Dixon

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

when life gives you lemons add beer — Letter String

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. — Denise B.

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. — Neshialy S.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD. — Thomas J. Montemarano

When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it. — Amanda Kellogg

When life gives you lemons, Beo makes you pancakes" - Colt Maxus — Wulf Francu Godgluck

If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons — Kevin Donovan

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road. — April Margeson

When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day. — Keydia Marie

What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand. — Mariana Zapata

When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds. — Susie Smith

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to. — Carolyn Brown

when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels. — Nicole Hofmann

If life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle. — James Patterson