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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life. — Julie Murphy

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Begin to read a book that will help you move toward your dream. — Les Brown

And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

Life is a very scary reality; you just have to keep moving ahead, doing what you do". — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. — Fakeer Ishavardas

The sins of children rise up in judgment against their parents. — Lady Caroline Lamb

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. — Ellen DeGeneres

I have lived most of my life with the conviction that I don't dream, because I never could retrieve a dream. — Theodore Sturgeon

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. — Doug Stanhope

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

Is there any good news?' Tesla said.
Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker

Let us have all the delights of which we are capable. — Charles Williams

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. — Kurt Vonnegut

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it. — Patti LaBelle

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle. — Kenny D. Eichenberg

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg

Mathematics is the science of patterns, and nature exploits just about every pattern that there is. — Ian Stewart

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. — Woody Allen

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Beautiful is what we see. More beautiful is what we understand. Most beautiful is what we do comprehend. — Mira Bartok

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei