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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. — Everett Dirksen

Life is a circle. It spins you around. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all. — Bauvard

Life is a near-death experience. — George Carlin

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. — Jim Gaffigan

Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution. — Rodney Dangerfield

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. — Josh Billings

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. — Lance Armstrong

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. — Jake M. Johnson

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction! — Nikki Reed

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. — Louis L'Amour

A mother is the best friend God ever gave. — Christian Nestell Bovee

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. — Tracy Morgan

Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

A humorist is a writer who's not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. — Dan Alatorre

Right there - the hope of bacon is a reason to love life. — Deb Caletti

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. — Jim Davis

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. — Thomas Paine

Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind. — Rex W. Tillerson

This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. — G.G. Silverman

Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all. — Joel Parkinson

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore. — Graham Greene

Whoever came up with the term "Funny Bone" must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all ... — Gary Hopkins

Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind. — Mario Puzo

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. — Greg Behrendt

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. — Richelle Mead

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. — Henry Allingham

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing. — Andy Borowitz

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. — David Letterman

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back. — Scylar Tyberius

Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. — Jennifer Lopez

Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy ... — Jon Stewart

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. — Jerry Seinfeld

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. — Darynda Jones

Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness. — Vijay Balakrishnan

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life. — Chloe Maxwell

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? — Bo Derek

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came. — Peter De Vries

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test. — Melissa Francis

Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. — Kyle Johnson

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. — Stellan Skarsgard

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. — Jim Steinman

Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead ... but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time. — Timothy Pina

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long. — Frankie Boyle