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The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

We must never so thoroughly disrespect someone that they are beyond the pale and, therefore, have no possibility of being changed. — Cornel West

Nothing makes sense, not that much of the world ever did."
Quote from the book: "UnHoly Pursuit: The Devil on My Trail. — A. White

The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not. — Maggie Stiefvater

I wished she'd never stop squeezing me. I wished I could spend the rest of my life as a child, being slightly crushed by someone who loved me. — Gail Carson Levine

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string — Benny Bellamacina

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards — Benny Bellamacina

Women are like necktie she's smother the man, but she make him stylish — Khaled Naili

Sometimes I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience. — James Brown

That look isn't about secrets," Tina said. "He probably just has gas. Intestinal gas. — T.J. Klune

At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should you live your life? — Fredrik Backman

My wife and I don't have kids and people are down on us about it. But we're just not wired that way, so don't tell me I have to. — Paul Feig

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage — Benny Bellamacina

Play and be happy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The hypochondriac disease consists in indigestion and consequent flatulency, with anxiety or want of pleasurable sensation. — Erasmus Darwin

I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave. — Michelle M. Pillow

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. — J. Richard Singleton

You can't lead when you have not been loaded with the skills of immagination. — Oladosu Feyikogbon

The tree of man was never quiet:
Then 'twas the Roman, now 'tis I. — A.E. Housman

If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead — Benny Bellamacina

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I don't eat food, I eat fat. — Bradley Wright

My favorite quote in the world is this one. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I'll take risk on what I do on my life . Just mind your own business . — Azlnrdzi

In his life there was only one woman. The other one. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I used to be a good party boy. I'm old. I'm an old man. You pay the consequences. I'm just fine with a couple of drinks, no more than that. — Javier Bardem

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy. — Charlie Chaplin

Why would I draw the short straw? — Kresley Cole