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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. — Julia Sweeney

Life is a near-death experience. — George Carlin

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. — Alice Walker

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered. — Victor J. Stenger

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible. — Santosh Kalwar

All things share the same breath - the beast, the tree, the man. The air shares its spirit with all the life it supports. — Chief Seattle

Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it. — Upamanyu Chatterjee

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. — Soren Kierkegaard

In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. — Roman Payne

We losers don't fear death. For us it's the end of a lifelong losing spell. — Dakota Dawn

We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal. — Holly Hood

The most precious wealth is wisdom, and the most miserable poverty is stupidity. — Ali Ibn Abi Talib

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

They want us to pretend that we see the world as they pretend they see it. They need some sort of sanction from us. — Ayn Rand

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson

Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia. — Mervyn Peake

[Rumi] is trying to get us to feel the vastness of our true identity ... like the sense you might get walking into a cathedral ... — Coleman Barks

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light. — Megan Miranda

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

We live in a world that needs entertainment. And that entertainment has to be provided by men who sweat and bleed. — Pete Carroll

Congress has not unlimited powers to provide for the general welfare, but only those specifically enumerated. — Thomas Jefferson

As far as Cheap Trick albums, I like the Red Ant record, which is just called 'Cheap Trick,' from 1997; that's my second-favorite album. — Robin Zander

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, Chocolate Frogs, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum and Fizzing Whizzbees. There — J.K. Rowling

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. — Jimi Hendrix

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death — Confucius

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

All these things Alanna knew from her father's books and maps, but the reality took her breath away as a paragraph written in a book never could. — Tamora Pierce