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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
— William Congreve
Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.)
— Sarah Cross
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.
— Craig Charles
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.
— James Jean-Pierre
Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.
— Louis L'Amour
We are not always funny, but like a life with Fun
— Jan Jansen
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.
— Kevin James Breaux
I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
— Greg Kinnear
Never in his life had he hit a girl, nor would he. But, right now, he wanted to kick that NSA cutie in the ass cheek.
— Shane Scollins
It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all.
— Joel Parkinson
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
— Liam Neeson
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
— Kim Young-kwang
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
— Eddie Murphy
But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.
— Lindsey Kelk
He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good.
— Cherise Sinclair
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
— Jim Davis
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
— Tahar Ben Jelloun
How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.
— Phyllis McGinley
Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression.
— Monica Murphy
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.
— Tom Althouse
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
— Lauren Myracle
You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup.
— Arjuna Ranatunga
The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself.
— Benny Bellamacina
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes.
— Paullina Simons
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.
— Kathryn Prescott
Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
— Jennifer Lopez
Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.
— Jaleigh Johnson
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.
— Adrian Sandvaer
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death.
— Soren Kierkegaard
You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
