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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. — Amanda Peterson

Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. — William Congreve

Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.) — Sarah Cross

It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. — W. Somerset Maugham

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising. — Craig Charles

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. — Louis L'Amour

We are not always funny, but like a life with Fun — Jan Jansen

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Kevin James Breaux

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. — Greg Kinnear

Never in his life had he hit a girl, nor would he. But, right now, he wanted to kick that NSA cutie in the ass cheek. — Shane Scollins

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

It's funny to be pigeonholed so late in life but there we are. — Maggie Smith

It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all. — Joel Parkinson

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. — Liam Neeson

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy

But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of. — Lindsey Kelk

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money? — Ogden Nash

I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns. — Frank Gorshin

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. — Jim Davis

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. — Tahar Ben Jelloun

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side. — Phyllis McGinley

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. — Monica Murphy

Life before toilet paper was not worth living. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it. — Tom Althouse

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here. — Lauren Myracle

You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup. — Arjuna Ranatunga

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself. — Benny Bellamacina

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore. — Graham Greene

Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness. — Vijay Balakrishnan

The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. — Paullina Simons

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. — Kathryn Prescott

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM — Sarah Ban Breathnach

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. — Jennifer Lopez

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. — John Denver

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

It's funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it. — Kami Garcia

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. — Kurt Vonnegut

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. — Soren Kierkegaard

Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead ... but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time. — Timothy Pina

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu. — Gwyneth Paltrow

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai