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I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward. — Holly Hood

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. — Lindsey Kelk

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.

Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you. — Elizabeth Gilbert

It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even. — Holly Hood

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Kevin James Breaux

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. — Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau

It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that. — Christine Celis

Right there - the hope of bacon is a reason to love life. — Deb Caletti

My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you — Elizabeth Gilbert

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late. — Carole Matthews

life is creative fun & adventure — Carrie Mortleman

Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back. — Scylar Tyberius

Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom — Abhysheq Shukla

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world. — Frederick Lenz

If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. — Oscar Wilde

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. — Erma Bombeck

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of. — Lindsey Kelk

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. — Jimi Hendrix

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love. — Alex Gaskarth

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. — J. Richard Singleton

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death — Confucius

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. — Jimi Hendrix

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. — Karen Salmansohn

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords. — Doug Solter