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Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller

Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Every time I look at you I get

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: It's not what you are, it's what you

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I'm a study of a man in chaos

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: The only difference between the Democrats and the

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I don't like to play the piano. It

I don't like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I've given up reading books. I find it

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: There's a fine line between genius and insanity.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Kenneth Tynan: Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is

Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is a disease of Hollywood. — Kenneth Tynan

Levant Quotes By Jack Paar: The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations. — Jack Paar

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I am no more humble than my talents

I am no more humble than my talents require. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I was once thrown out of a mental

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.

Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: In some situations I was difficult, in odd

In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By James Mikolajczyk: There, in the Levantine crossroads between Europe, Africa,

There, in the Levantine crossroads between Europe, Africa, and Asia, the sovereign nation of Israel would exemplify what right looks like. — James Mikolajczyk

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I never read bad reviews about myself, because

I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I don't drink. I don't like it. It

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: When I can't sleep, I read a book

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: You can't possibly hear the last movement of

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket) — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I played an unsympathetic part myself.

I played an unsympathetic part
myself. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I have no trouble with y enemies. But

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends ... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I knew Doris Day before she was a

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I'm going to memorize your name and throw

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you

Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Once I make up my mind, I'm full

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: George, if you had to do it all

George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again? — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Ballet is the fairies baseball.

Ballet is the fairies baseball. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: What the world needs is more geniuses with

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I could never have a mistress, because I

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: A pun is the lowest form of humor

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Alexander Woollcott: There's nothing wrong with Oscar Levant - nothing

There's nothing wrong with Oscar Levant - nothing a miracle won't cure. — Alexander Woollcott

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help? — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: A politician is a man who will double

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: There are two sides to every question: my

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: My last picture for Warners was Romance on

My last picture for Warners was Romance on the High Seas. It was Doris Day's first picture; that was before she became a virgin. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Once he makes up his mind, he's full

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic,

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I think a lot of Bernstein - but

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: [Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Alexander Woollcott: There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that

There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix. — Alexander Woollcott

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: It'd be nice to please everyone but I

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Ezra Levant: Do not confuse McGuinty's belief system with a

Do not confuse McGuinty's belief system with a true faith. It is a superstition, the tenets of which are capable of being scientifically disproven. — Ezra Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: First I brush my teeth and then I

First I brush my teeth and then I sharpen my tongue. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way

I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: I envy people who drink - at least

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant

Levant Quotes By Oscar Levant: When I was young I looked like Al

When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion. — Oscar Levant