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A mystery is solved with a story.
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A cheerful attitude is the most effect tool against sickness.
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Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.
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Stop!" Jerome Squalor pleaded. "In the name of injustice!
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They could only stare at Esme's shoes and wonder why she as wearing footwear that was so violent and impractical.
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I'm happier than a pig eating bacon!
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Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.
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The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.
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Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure
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It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.
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Are you who I think you are?
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Desperation is like a spilled drink; even if it's delicious, no one will get near it. Cultivate an aura of glamorous unapproachability.
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They are stupid, aren't they?" Dr. Orwell agreed, as though they were talking about the weather instead of insulting young children.
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The siblings wished that if Mr. Poe were really jealous of them he would attend Prufrock Preparatory School himself, and they could work at the bank.
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It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.
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The accident," she said finally, "happened because Klaus was hypnotized.""What your brother does for a hobby is none of my concern," Sir said. — Lemony Snicket
I have a long list of things I'd rather not do.
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The Hemlock Tearoom and Stationery
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To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.
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Nobody knows what an idea will do when it goes off to entertain itself, particularly if the idea comes from a sinister villain.
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When you have only know someone for a few hours it is difficult to now what they would like to hear.
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The mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.
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There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.
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I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
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The word "dreadful," even when used three times in a row, did not seem like a dreadful enough word to describe everything that had happened.
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Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except perhaps a few books on a few shelves.
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Sometimes things can go on right in front of your nose, but you don't know about them.
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-the phrase "lion's share" here means "the biggest part" and has nothing to do with lions or sharing-
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Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
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Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.
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You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That's why the dark is always close by.
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The sad truth is the truth is sad.
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Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.
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Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So
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I've read up to Lot #49, which is a valuable postage stamp.
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Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.
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It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.
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It is always better to ask a question than to answer one.
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Dessert is the most important meal of the day!
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I wasn't sad the way a spider isn't an insect.
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You're just jealous of me because I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!
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Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?
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The dumplings had the flavor of paradise, and the broth spread through my veins like a secret that's fun to keep.
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There's nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn't get in the way of your schoolwork.
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Klaus grinned. 'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but it was a very interesting book, and I'm so pleased that it's coming in handy.
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Hal is on his way. The nurse announced reentering the room.
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Where are the books? All these elegant bookshelves are empty.
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There's a lot that doesn't make sense
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The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.
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In times of extreme stress, one can often find energy hidden in even the most exhausted areas of the body.
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Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.
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A secret note is secret. There is no reason to sign it.
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uppity children,
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Don't repeat yourself. It's not only repetitive, it's redundant, and people have heard it before.
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It's bad for you if you never do anything bad for you.
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The map is not the territory," Snicket's chaperon advises him. "That's an expression which means the world does not match the picture in our heads.
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Sickly gray color, in which a handful of scraggly trees produce apples so sour that one only has to look at them to feel ill. Lousy Lane traverses the
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Klaus had not told his siblings about the book, because he didn't want to give them false hope.
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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
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Never mind what my name is," the man said. "No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
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Nobody should feel pain all by themselves.
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For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.
Now I am pretty lonely. — Lemony Snicket
There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.
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The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.
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Myths are often entertaining, but they're never very helpful.
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There is nothing wrong with crying at the end of a long day.
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She was stronger than Stew Mitchum, or maybe she just wanted something more than he did.
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It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable.
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We're all afraid, but that didn't stop us.
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The smell of cooking food is often a calming one.
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Most field trips contain sinister plots.
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So it goes,' Prosper Lost said, a little sadly. 'There are some stories you never get to finish.
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Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution even if it's right in front of your nose. — Lemony Snicket
Ceviche is an acquired taste, a phrase which here means something you don't like the first few times you eat it ...
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Raisins are healthy, and they are inexpensive, and some people may even find them delicious. But they are rarely considered helpful.
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When things don't go right, go left
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All of life is just shadows.
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I'm not smart, Snicket. I don't ask the right questions and I never find the right answers.
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I pushed the door open, slow as long division.
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Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.
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But lyrics are not proof; photographs are.
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Is the mask working?" she asked me."How can I tell?"
"If you can breath, then it's working. — Lemony Snicket
I will love you as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey.
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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
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I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself.
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