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I was a prosecutor for many years, I'm a crime victim myself, and I've tried so many cases I don't even know how many anymore. — Nancy Grace

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

I walked away a little disheartened, thinking, 'Oh well. I came a long way to meet the Wizard of Oz, but I guess I won't. Such is life. — Anthony Kiedis

In Asia, when people kiss each other they use the nose more than the mouth. Using the nose, we can recognize the person; it's so pleasant. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? — Steven Wright

We are never half so interesting when we have learned that language is given us to enable us to conceal our thoughts. — L.M. Montgomery

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable. — Bobby Bragan

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite

In an age of hope men looked up at the night sky and saw "the heavens." In an age of hopelessness they call it simply "space. — Peter Kreeft

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Random Acts of Genealogical Kindness. — Silvia Pettem

One of the unexpectedly important things that art can do for us is to teach us how to suffer more successfully. — Alain De Botton

Christ is a prince that loves to see his people thrive and grow rich under his government. This — William Gurnall

Guils is the greatest weapon vecause its cuts rarely heal and it aims for the heart — Orson Scott Card

The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well ... it just blows your pants off! — Tom Jones

You have to have an attitude that nothing's gonna stop me. I think that's just my New York kind of attitude - survival of the fittest. — Melissa De Sousa

Death is something we shouldn't fear because, while we are, death isn't, and when death is, we aren't. — Antonio Machado

I am a lifelong learner. — Lailah Gifty Akita

As if I'd settle for anything less than making you completely mine, as soon as possible. — Jeaniene Frost