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I was a prosecutor for many years, I'm a crime victim myself, and I've tried so many cases I don't even know how many anymore.
— Nancy Grace
I walked away a little disheartened, thinking, 'Oh well. I came a long way to meet the Wizard of Oz, but I guess I won't. Such is life.
— Anthony Kiedis
In Asia, when people kiss each other they use the nose more than the mouth. Using the nose, we can recognize the person; it's so pleasant.
— Thich Nhat Hanh
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
— Steven Wright
We are never half so interesting when we have learned that language is given us to enable us to conceal our thoughts.
— L.M. Montgomery
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
— Bill Watterson
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
— Cathy Guisewite
In an age of hope men looked up at the night sky and saw "the heavens." In an age of hopelessness they call it simply "space.
— Peter Kreeft
Random Acts of Genealogical Kindness.
— Silvia Pettem
One of the unexpectedly important things that art can do for us is to teach us how to suffer more successfully.
— Alain De Botton
Christ is a prince that loves to see his people thrive and grow rich under his government. This
— William Gurnall
Guils is the greatest weapon vecause its cuts rarely heal and it aims for the heart
— Orson Scott Card
You have to have an attitude that nothing's gonna stop me. I think that's just my New York kind of attitude - survival of the fittest.
— Melissa De Sousa
Death is something we shouldn't fear because, while we are, death isn't, and when death is, we aren't.
— Antonio Machado
I am a lifelong learner.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
As if I'd settle for anything less than making you completely mine, as soon as possible.
— Jeaniene Frost