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When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet. — Jenny Lawson

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar

When life throws you lemons ... grab a bat and swing hard! — Kimberly McKay

When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own. — Clara DeLemos

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss! — Fiola Faelan

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

The waltz allowed him to get just close enough to her to detect that maddening scent of lemons, and he inhaled it as if it would save his life. — Julia Quinn

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it! — Stuart J. Scesney

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. — Nefertiti Faraj

If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party. — Kevin Ward

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams

When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila! — Reg Dixon

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day. — Keydia Marie

When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds. — Susie Smith

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to. — Carolyn Brown

When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
. — J. Sterling

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

Quality of Life is simply varying perceptions of desires and outcomes, a grocer wants life to give him lemons. A C Quinn. — A.C. Quinn