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Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage. — Ricardo Flores Magon

When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em! — Kimmie Easley

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.' — Abe Lemons

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet. — Jenny Lawson

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade ... — King James Gadsden

And then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. — Douglas Adams

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. — Abe Lemons

If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade. — Toronto Star

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. — Alfred Newman

You gotta learn to make lemonade out of lemons. — Christopher Anderson

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? — Steven Wright

If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice! — Vince Smith

When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own. — Clara DeLemos

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

Praying is another way of singing.You plant in the tree the soul of lemons.You plant in the gardens the spirit of roses. — Dannie Abse

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"? — Ann Brashares

If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail — Dean Cavanagh

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor, — Derek Walcott

When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire

When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you! — Grace

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss! — Fiola Faelan

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter. — Abe Lemons

You mean in the state? — Abe Lemons

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. — Conan O'Brien

when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. — Nathan Austin

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. — Abe Lemons

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year. — Abe Lemons

And the boy whose hair remained the color of lemons forever. — Markus Zusak

When life gives you lemons, Beo makes you pancakes" - Colt Maxus — Wulf Francu Godgluck

If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons — Kevin Donovan

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

You always catch the wrong players. — Abe Lemons

We did have three go to the YMCA. — Abe Lemons

She savors each bite: the meringue is perfect crispy brown on top, melts in the mouth; the lemon tart, custardy; the crust breaks away. — A.M. Homes

We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices. — Niall Horan

One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune. — Mason Cooley

When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it! — Stuart J. Scesney

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! — Kevin Weldon

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

When God gives you no lemons - make nonmonade! — Caitlin Moran

I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty ... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really. — Chrissy Teigen

Adversity are the lemons nobody wanted, but without them we would still be in a cave pounding rocks — S.L. Northey

When the world hands you lemons ... send that back fam ... seriously where's the return address. — Me

Lemons, lemonade! It all depends who's squeezing! — Karen Faris

When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it. — Amanda Kellogg

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' — Abe Lemons

When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road. — April Margeson

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. — Neshialy S.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD. — Thomas J. Montemarano

when fate gives us lemons, we should try to make lemonade, not apple juice. — Noah J. Goldstein

When did the lemons learn the same creed as the sun? — Pablo Neruda

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. — Anonymous

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. — Abe Lemons

Quality of Life is simply varying perceptions of desires and outcomes, a grocer wants life to give him lemons. A C Quinn. — A.C. Quinn

When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on — Jose N. Harris

When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade. — Rob Thurman

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal

You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too? — Rachel Caine

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay. — Abe Lemons

If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew — Andy Milonakis

The scent of book leather and lemons enveloped him, and his head went light. Books and clean woman. Had God ever divined a more perfect perfume? — Kristen Callihan

It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health. — Maud Grieve

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players. — Abe Lemons

He was a warm, long stretch of strength and tenderness smelling of sunshine, masculine heat and lemons. — Rhys Ford

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick. — Abe Lemons

When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila! — Reg Dixon

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three. — Abe Lemons

when life gives you lemons add beer — Letter String

If life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle. — James Patterson

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant. — Sandra Bullock

When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day. — Keydia Marie

Before dawn, the air smelled of lemons. — Luanne Rice

What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand. — Mariana Zapata

When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds. — Susie Smith

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to. — Carolyn Brown

when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique — Anonymous

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons. — Louise Rennison

When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels. — Nicole Hofmann

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. — Abe Lemons

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. — Denise B.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons
make daiquiris. — Chris Rose

Who wanted to make lemonade from lemons, when you could make perfectly good lemon grenades? — Melissa De La Cruz

When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres

Turn lemons into lemonaid — Kevin Cronin

When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on! — Dana Page

Another way I like to barbecue king salmon is as a whole fish stuffed, literally to the gills, with sweet onions, sliced lemons, and summer sage. — Tom Douglas

When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
. — J. Sterling