Lawyer Humor Quotes
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Dominance can be a tempration to division. "There are so many of us, we can afford to fight amongst ourselves.
— Richard Brookhiser
This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here.
— Kevin Hearne
On the stand, I asked the witness, "What's your occupation?"
"Make-up artist."
"Objection!" I replied, "Lack of foundation. — Natalya Vorobyova
"Make-up artist."
"Objection!" I replied, "Lack of foundation. — Natalya Vorobyova
Writing: I certainly do rewrite my central myth in every book, and would never read or trust any writer who did not also do so.
— Northrop Frye
How do you feel?" he asked him. "Like a military academy," said Arthur. "Bits of me keep on passing out.
— Douglas Adams
When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.
— Natalya Vorobyova
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
— Magdalen Braden
Hey you scummers, we got a cheap lawyer and we're no' afraid tae use him!" Rob Anybody.
— Terry Pratchett
When sadness was the sea, you were the one that taught me to swim
— Pleasefindthis
I think the major problem in growing up is to become sophisticated without becoming cynical.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Okay, so he's hot and he's alone, but how do you know he's not a serial killer or even worse, a lawyer?
— Helena S. Paige
If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.
— Jasper Fforde
Passion was part of what made us human. I wanted to be more than just a lawyer. I wanted to be a human too!
— N.M. Silber
I'd rather go outlaw than be a doctor or a lawyer.
— Larry McMurtry
So the demon says to the angel: 'Sue me? Where do you think you're going to have to go to find a lawyer?
— Lauren Kate
He who has lost all hope has also lost all fear;
— Arthur Schopenhauer
He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.
— Natalya Vorobyova