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If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh? — Jodi Picoult

Now she sat in front of him, nearly submerged under layers of thick sweaters and blankets. She looked like a laundry hamper without a head. — Louise Penny

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry. — Adam Levine

I don't know how, but the dormitory smells like sleep - like laundry and shoes and night sweats and morning coffee. — Veronica Roth

abs you could do laundry on, the — William Gibson

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. — Elayne Boosler

Whether it's destiny or fate or whatever, I don't think I could do a French Laundry anywhere else. — Thomas Keller

Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing. — Leopold Fechtner

So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done. — Charles James

Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry. — Rachel Caine

The days are long, the years are short, but the laundry is forever. — Anonymous

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done. — Burt Reynolds

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. — Jenny Holzer

I bet I could've done a week's worth of laundry on his stomach. Probably would be a heck of a lot more fun way to wash clothes. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I stop the spinning thoughts, the probing questions, the hands sorting, the laundry work, because God needs knees more than hands. — Ann Voskamp

I had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry — Megan Boyle

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich. — Richelle Mead

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again? — Elayne Boosler

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. — Anna Paquin

No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. — Patty Duke

But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place. — Charles Stross

What's that?"
"The laundry basket?"
"No, next to it."
"I don't see anything next to it."
"It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small. — John Green

He could wait while I threw some laundry in. That's right ladies. I do laundry. — K.A. Stewart

Finish is a laundry powder. I feel guilty when I finish a book. — Jeremy Lee

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing. — Dane Cook

It had three or four book-cases, all of them very full, and a rack of wands, with newspapers and magazines hung out upon them like dripping laundry. — Sarah Waters

Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge. — Rafael Nadal

At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry — Meredith Schorr

Laundry? What's wrong with this guy? He's the only man on the planet who would choose laundry over going out with you. He's so lame. — Sheri Fink

There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do. — Bruce Feiler

Just be careful of the what-ifs, she warns. They'll tumble in your head like laundry that won't dry. — Rodney Ross

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle

I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me. — Richard Kadrey

We got married: society's solution to loneliness, lust and laundry. — Luke Rhinehart

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. — Denis Leary

I pull up the covers, and smell the sunshine. — Constance Anderson

Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby. — Mason Cooley

My mother had no end of tragedy in her life. She would make herself get up and take a deep breath and go out and do laundry. Hang up sheets. — Patti Smith

Where is this?" I asked. It wasn't a continent I recognized. David looked up from gathering a pile of laundry. "Oh. Um, that's Middle Earth. — Rachel Hawkins

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. — Zach Galifianakis

Bosun!" "Aye, skipper?" "Reinforce the mainmast, hang out all the laundry, and warn the witchmen! Let's make the old bitch fly! — Jim Butcher

I procrastinate all morning. That's when I get my office work done and answer e-mails and see what's on the Internet and do laundry. — Kate Christensen

Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues. — Charlotte Bunch

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own. — Laura Schlessinger

The cultural work done in the past by gods and epic sagas is now done by laundry-detergent commercials and comic-strip character — Roland Barthes

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. — Milton Berle

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. — Dane Cook

I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing. — Cyndi Lauper

Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry. — Nelson Shanks

Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah. — Al Green

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. — Joseph Smith Jr.

We could smell each other's shampoo and the laundry detergents we had chosen and I smelled that she didn't smoke but someone she loved did[...] — Miranda July

Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it. — Amber Naslund

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry. — Don Henley

I was curled up in an old sleeping bag in the corner of the trailer's tiny laundry room, wedged into the gap between the wall and the dryer. — Ernest Cline

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday. — Karl Lehenbauer

Love, love, always love! But what is love? It doesn't mean anything! Love is just a trick invented by men so they don't have to do their own laundry! — Joel Dicker

Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer. — Ashley Newell

Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up. — E.L. James

Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked beans. — Marshall Thornton

Hear "You are boring" as distant white laundry flapping in the breeze. Eventually — Natalie Goldberg

He was hanging from one of the rafters in a laundry up near Frau Diller's. Another human pendulum. Another clock, stopped. — Markus Zusak

Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing my laundry today. — The Miz

I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry. — Rick Majerus

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks - saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat! — Patricia Heaton

Only the laundry knew how scared I was. — Laura Hillenbrand

[On being a judge for the 1986 Booker Prize:] I got to the point where I couldn't read a laundry list without considering it for the Booker Prize. — Bernice Rubens

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. — Fred Allen

No, I really do like the way babies smell. It's like laundry fresh out of the dryer." "Only the dryer is a vagina. — Daisy Prescott

I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard. — Phyllis Diller

Apparel, n.: There are times I don't mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you. — David Levithan

I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world. — Jenna Fischer

We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry. — Umberto Eco

Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it. — Shawn Burr

When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important. — Mitt Romney

Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music. — Gioachino Rossini

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. — Denis Leary

It's like having one red sock in a load of white laundry. One red sock, and nothing is ever white again. — Jonathan Franzen

I know how to separate my own laundry. — Amy Ryan

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room. — Bella Abzug

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason. — Benjamin Graham

The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry. — Kathleen Norris

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry. — E.B. White

I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife - the cooking, the laundry - because it takes away time I could be with my kids. — Marcia Gay Harden

After enlightenment, the laundry. — Gautama Buddha

I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich. — Kid Rock

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies. — Wallace Shawn

It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect. — Carolyn Lee Adams

The only thing that should be separated by colour is laundry. — Anonymous

I hang my laundry on the line when I write. — Joni Mitchell

stepping out of the airport into coastal Colombia is like getting bludgeoned with a sack of wet laundry. — Brian Kevin

I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets. — Keri Russell

I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind. — Sarah Jessica Parker

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done. — Mila Kunis

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry. — John Avery

I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt. — Isabelle Ronin

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day — Jerry Seinfeld

For herself, RoseAnn chose to clean the countertops and do the laundry. — William Gaius

I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was all moved in. — Jackson Browne