Laughing And Humor Quotes
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Laughing And Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks
— Kevin J. Anderson
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
— Bob Hope
Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets.
— Clemence Dane
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Miss Fairlie laughed with a ready good-humour, which broke out as brightly as if it had been part of the sunshine above us ...
— Wilkie Collins
If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.
— Christine Feehan
It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else.
— Michael Frayn
Go ahead and laugh at Detroit. Because you are laughing at yourself.
— Charlie LeDuff
I will call Guido if i need to
— Amanda Stephan
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
— Will Rogers
God probably thinks it's worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.
— Allison Pearson
I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.
— Mary Ann Shaffer
Rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.
— David Levithan
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
— A. Whitney Brown
Laughing deeply is living deeply.
— Milan Kundera
She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it.
— Liza Minnelli
I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.
— Music Sales Corporation
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
— Steven Wright
I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.
— Condoleezza Rice
Our sense of humor," said Mother, her eyes pooled with laughing tears. "They can't take that away from us, right?
— Ruta Sepetys
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions
— Criss Jami
Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.
— John Waters
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
— Jeanne Calment
American humor ... is not subtle. It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to think a scrap.
— Elinor Glyn
I turned to watch the women on the dance floor, laughing and smiling and watching Travis and Megan vertically dry fucking.
— Jamie McGuire
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
— Honeya
Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.
— Jon Scieszka
What's wrong with you, Daniel? How can you laugh about these things? And I'm like, 'Cause crying only gets you halfway there, duh.
— Cara Hoffman
The elixir of life is a bubbling stream of laughter.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Laughing at somebody is just another way of dismissing them, but laughing with somebody is a bridge to understanding.
— Zach Anner
Why sadness was created?
So we could rest from laughing. — Nelson M. Lubao
So we could rest from laughing. — Nelson M. Lubao
I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
— Jennifer Garner
The problem is that we've got a sense of humor and (Republicans have) got guns. Will we die laughing?
— Thomas M. Disch
What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
— Rodman Philbrick
As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in this world.
— Frederick Lenz
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.
— Dov Davidoff
At one point I thought I broke his face, but he turned out to just be laughing really hard.
— Vali Chandrasekaran
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
— Langston Hughes
There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.
— Robert Mankoff
A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.
— Barbara Walters
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.
— Joseph Addison
My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
— Roseanne Barr
Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball!
— J.K. Rowling
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
— Joss Whedon
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
I'm seriously laughing
— Guy Harduf
Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn't mean it is creating positive vibes.
— Alaric Hutchinson
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
— Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.
— Robin Williams
Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves.
— Alice Childress
And when you fall from that parapet,the sound you'll be hearing as you go down will be me,laughing my head off.
— Joanne Harris
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
— Oliver Goldsmith
We laughed together. It's so lovely laughing with a man. It feels positive. Relaxed ...
— James Lusarde
A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps.
— Jill Abramson
I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with us?
— Rebecca Miller
I don't care what it is you're doing; if you're not laughing, you're not doing it right.
— Donna Barker
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.
— Carlos Ponce
I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.
— Dick Gregory
Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950's. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.
— Chuck Palahniuk
We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
— Terry Pratchett
Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.
— Bill Mauldin